6th most-quoted character in Knocked Up (2007): in 13 of its 87 quotes
Most scenes with: Ben Stone (9), Fantasy Baseball Guy (9), Alison (8)
A line from Ben
I proposed to you like an idiot and you said no to me.
More lines from Ben
1 quote
B Ben
Hey, Doc Howard. Ben Stone calling. Guess what the ****'s up? Allison is going in labor, and you are not **** here. No, where are you? You're at a **** bar mitzvah in San Francisco, you mother**** piece of shit! And you know what I'm gonna have to do now? I'm gonna have to kill you. I'm gonna have to pop a **** cap in your ass. You're dead, you're Tupac, you are **** Biggie, you piece of shit! I hope you **** die or drop the **** chair and kill that **** kid! I hope your plane crashes. Peace, ****er!
Scenes with Ben
11 scenes
B Ben
I assumed you were wearing a patch, or like a, like a dental dam, or one of those ****in' butterfly clips or something--
What? What the hell is a dental dam?
B Ben
It's like saran wrap, it's disgusting, but I thought you had one!
I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it.
B Ben
We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
It's not herpes if it's everywhere.
Hey, I have a great idea. Why don't the two of you go into your time machines and go back in time and **** each other?
Who needs a time machine?
B Ben
[Holds up a glass of liquor]
This is my time machine man.
I'm gonna throw you into my De Lorean, gun it to 88!
B Ben
Pregnant... with emotion?
B Ben
Do you want to do it doggie style?
No I do not want you to **** me like a dog.
B Ben
It's doggie style. It's just in the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
B Ben
Alriiight, credit bush! That's the best, we're not even five minutes in.
What if this was our second date, what would we do?
B Ben
Our baby is going to be French Canadian.
And a little bit Spanish...?
B Ben
Yeah, I'm not very good with impressions.
I'm sorry I told you to **** your bong.
B Ben
It's okay... I didn't...
Ben's Dad: I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
B Ben
I'm the best thing that ever happened to you?
Ben's Dad: Yes.
B Ben
Now I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
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