Debbie He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.
Played by Leslie Mann 
Knocked Up (2007) · 87 quotes
Knocked Up (2007) · 87 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Knocked Up (2007): in 15 of its 87 quotes
Most scenes with: Fantasy Baseball Guy (6), Pete (5), Ben Stone (3)
You criticize them so much, they get down on themselves, and then they're forced to change!
More lines from Debbie
6 quotes Debbie Debbie [sobbing and thinking about the babysitter]
She is such a prissy little high school cu... ****!
Debbie [to Ben and Pete at dinner]
Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and **** each other?!
Debbie Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?
Debbie [to Pete when they look at a sex offender registry website]
So I'm the bad guy because I care about protecting our kids from child molesters and mercury? And you're cool because you don't give a shit?
Debbie [looking at the fleshofthestars website]
He misspelled "coming." Oh that's gross!
Scenes with Debbie
8 scenes Debbie We have to help them raise the baby.
Well...****!!
Debbie Look, here are all the sex offenders in our neighborhood.
Looks like your computer has chicken pox.
Debbie These are SEX OFFENDERS. They live in our NEIGHBORHOOD.
Well, we'll skip their houses when we go trick-or-treating. What do you want me to do? Form a posse? (to Ben) I got my six shooter. Ya got your lynchin' rope?
Debbie If I didn't care about these things, you wouldn't care about anything. Care more.
Debbie (crying)
I like Spiderman!
Okay, then let's go see Spiderman 3 next week.
Debbie I don't wanna see Spiderman! I don't want to have to ask you to ask me!! I want you to think of it yourself!
Look, I don't even know what I'm supposed to say to you.
Debbie You think that just because you don't yell, you're not mean?! This is mean!!
Debbie I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it.
We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
It's not herpes if it's everywhere.
Debbie Hey, I have a great idea. Why don't the two of you go into your time machines and go back in time and **** each other?
Who needs a time machine?
I'm gonna throw you into my De Lorean, gun it to 88!
Where do babies come from?
Debbie Where do you think they come from?
Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.
Debbie That's exactly right.
Debbie Ugh... sounds awful... I'm just really constipated. Do you really want to?
Well, not now!
I'd like to be in there with Alison without you.
Debbie OK. I understand how you feel, but this isn't up to you.
Look, Debbie. You are high off your ass if you think you're coming into that room. If you take one step towards that door, I will tell security there's a crazy chick in a pink dress snatching up babies, OK? So don't even try to come into that room, that's my room now. That little area with the Pepsi machine, that's your area. My room, your area. Stay in your area, stay out of my room. Back... the... ****... off.
