Allison Scott
Nice. You are such an asshole. You know what? Go--go **** your **** bong!
7th most-quoted character in Knocked Up (2007): in 12 of its 87 quotes
Most scenes with: Ben Stone (7), Fantasy Baseball Guy (7), Ben (7)
You haven't had to sacrifice anything! I've had to sacrifice my job, my body, my youth, my vagina.
More lines from Allison Scott
4 quotes
Allison Scott
You can't buy shit! You can barely buy spaghetti!
Allison Scott
(ordering beer)
"You can't get service, what am I gonna do?"
Allison Scott
"Great, give me that line".
Scenes with Allison Scott
7 scenesI assumed you were wearing a patch, or like a, like a dental dam, or one of those ****in' butterfly clips or something--
What? What the hell is a dental dam?
It's like saran wrap, it's disgusting, but I thought you had one!
I'm pregnant.
**** off!
What?
What?
I'm pregnant.
Pregnant... with emotion?
Pregnant with a baby.
Do you want to do it doggie style?
No I do not want you to **** me like a dog.
It's doggie style. It's just in the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
BOOBS! BOOBS and BUSH!
Alriiight, credit bush! That's the best, we're not even five minutes in.
What if this was our second date, what would we do?
BJ?
Our baby is going to be French Canadian.
And a little bit Spanish...?
Yeah, I'm not very good with impressions.
I'm sorry I told you to **** your bong.
It's okay... I didn't...
