Jason Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake.
Played by Jason Segel 
Knocked Up (2007) · 87 quotes
Knocked Up (2007) · 87 quotes
Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Knocked Up (2007): in 7 of its 87 quotes
Most scenes with: Fantasy Baseball Guy (2)
You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head.
More lines from Jason
3 quotes Jason Jason You went to Santa Monica Community College.
Jason Dude, it's not herpes if it's everywhere.
Scenes with Jason
3 scenes
I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it.
We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
Jason It's not herpes if it's everywhere.
I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
I can't believe you didn't wear a bag, WHO DOES THAT?
Jason Why did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condoms if you weren't gonna use 'em, man?
I can't believe you did this. You messed everything up.
Jason The real point is not to get yourself into this position, that's what you have to realize. You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.
Well that's true. Everyone knows that.
Jason What goes up must come down.
