Sydney Fife Trying is having the intention to fail. You've got to scrap that word from your vocab. Say you're gonna do it and you will.
2nd most-quoted character in I Love You, Man (2009): in 11 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Peter Klaven (8)
Zooey, you are about to marry one of the most honest, kind and fun-loving people I've ever had the honor of knowing. The Pistol is a pleasure giver that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. Yeah? [winks] Return the favor. And if you do, I guarantee that you will have a beautiful and pleasure filled union.
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I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the realtor.
Sydney Hey, check out these two. That guy needs to fart.
He does seem to be clenching.
Sydney Watch the leg. Boom!
He farted in my open house.
Sydney He sure did. Look at him, crop dusting across your open house.
Man In Open House
[after trying to discreetly fart at an open house]
I like it, but I'm not sure about the space...I'm thinking it might be a little bit small.
Sydney Totally, and it smells like fart. Make sure you roll down the windows on the way home, sweetheart.
Sydney [on phone]
Just meet me at Muscle Beach in like...I don't know...half an hour?
Muscle Beach. Half an hour. I will see you there or I will see you on another time.
Sydney That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not.
No, I'll be there. I'll be there.
Sydney [laughing]
Alright I'll see you then, buddy.
Alright. Laters on the menjay. [Hangs up] What did I just say?
Sydney Society tells us we're civilized, but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Blaaah!
Sydney Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
Sydney You get home safe, Pistol.
You got it, Joben.
Sydney I'm sorry, what?
Er...nothing.
Sydney No, what did you say?
Nah, I don't know. You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you..."Joben". It means nothing. I don't...I'm drunk, I'm gonna call a cab.
Sydney Wait, you jerked off to a picture of your own girlfriend? You - that - wow, that is sick! Oh my God, what is wrong with you?
What's wrong with that?
Sydney Pedro, there is so much wrong - I don't even know where to begin...That is sick, man!
Doug I just wish I could take back that kiss...
Sydney Woah!
Doug ...because now I know it was the taste of betrayal.
It wasn't the taste of betrayal!
Doug It was the taste of betrayal.
It wasn't the ta...
Doug It was the taste of betrayal...you **** whore!
Sydney I would love to hear that!
Look man, you told my fiancée she needs to give me blowies, in front of my whole family. Alright? You owe me.
Sydney You make a valid point.
I love you, man.
Sydney I love you, too, bud.
I love you, dude.
Sydney I love you, Bro Montana.
I love you, Holmes.
Sydney I love you, Broseph Goebbels.
I love you, muchacha.
Sydney I love you, Tycho Brohe.
