“Zooey, you are about to marry one of the most honest, kind and...” – Sydney Fife, I Love You, Man ... Movie Quotes Database

Zooey, you are about to marry one of the most honest, kind and fun-loving people I've ever had the honor of knowing. The Pistol is a pleasure giver that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. Yeah? [winks] Return the favor. And if you do, I guarantee that you will have a beautiful and pleasure filled union.

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