Despicable Me (2010) · 75 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Despicable Me (2010): in 18 of its 75 quotes
Most scenes with: Gru (2)
Im being persecuted for my 423 War crimes I committed in Malaysia, Gru!
Vector I'm applying for a new villain loan, go by the name of... Vector! [no response] That's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow, composed of both direction and magnitude! [no response] Vector! That's me! Because I'm committing crimes, with both direction and magnitude! Oh, yeah! (His best quote)
Vector Now maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head! So long, Gru!
Vector They are not pajamas!
Vector My flight suit! [pulls a string that releases flaps like a flying squirrel; starts flying] Oh yeah! Once again, the mighty Vec- [slams into an electrical tower, which shocks him and sends him falling and screaming]
Vector Squid launcher! Oh yeah!
Vector Don't worry. The moon is as good as ours.
Vector You got to be kidding me!
Vector Oh, yeah!
Vector He punched my shark!?
Vector Oh poop.
Vector This is a squid gun. Have you ever seen one? No! That's because I invented it. Oh yeah!
Vector Check out my new weapon! Piranha gun! Oh yes! Fires live piranhas. Have you ever seen one before? No! That's because I invented it.
Vector Aw, look at you, a little tiny toilet. [mumbling in baby-talk] For a little, tiny baby people toi— [toilet flies off pipe, resulting in it spraying water in his face] AAAAAH! CURSE YOU, TINY TOILET!
Vector These aren't pajamas. It's a warm-up suit.
Vector Hey, Dad. You wanted to see me?
Yes, I did, Victor.
Vector I am not Victor anymore. Victor was my nerd name. Now I am Vector!
Sit down!
Vector Duh! Back at my place.
Oh, is that right? Back at your place? Oh, that's cool. I guess Gru must just have one. [he shows Vector the image on his laptop].. that looks exactly like it!
Vector What the...? Those- Those girls sold me cookies!
Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be?! I give you the opportunity of a lifetime and you just blow it!
Vector No, I haven't!
Oh, really?
Vector Now you just wait until Gru sees my Latest weapon: squid launcher! Oh yeah! [fires a squid into the lobby]
Aah! There's a squid on my face!
Vector You just wait. The Moon is as good as ours!
Vector First give me the moon, then we'll talk.
Mr. Gru!
Vector Zip it, happy meal!
Now, the girls.
Vector Actually, I think I'll hold onto them a little while longer.
No!
Vector Oh, yeah! Unpredictable! [the monitor retracts]
Listen close, you little punk! When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!
Vector Ooh, I'm really scared!
He is gonna kick your butt.
Vector Not so fast!
Let me go!
[Vector evil laughs as he tries to shoot Gru. But gets hurt by the moon]
