7th most-quoted character in Despicable Me (2010): in 4 of its 75 quotes
Most scenes with: Gru (3)
Gru's Mom I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid. [Gru sighs in disgust] That was you, wasn't it? Or was it a villain who was actually successful? [laughs]
Listen, I'm in the middle of something that's very very big, very important! When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud!
Gru's Mom Ha! Good luck with that! Okay, I'm outta here! [ends the call and kicks a punching bag in her dojo, knocking another man across the room] Ha!
Mom, someday I'm going to go to the moon!
Gru's Mom Oh, I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore.
Sorry to bother you Mr. Perkins, but I figured that you would want to see this! [shows the shrink ray] Huh? [Jerry manages to get off the couch, but Kevin, who is still sitting on it, is shrunk]
Well done, Gru. Rather impressive.
Now, the rest of the plan is simple. [shows a picture] I fly to the moon... [shows another picture] ...I shrink the moon... [shows another picture] ...I grab the moon... [shows a poorly drawn picture, signed by Edith] I sit on the toilet... Wait, what?! [the girls laugh; nervous] Sorry. Sorry! Could you, uh... excuse me for just one second? [to the girls; whisper-yells] I told you not to touch my things, I told you, I told you, I told you a thousand times!
All right then.
Not now, for dinner.
Dinner?! Just fine, fine, fine, whatever! Just get back in there.
Oh, uh, can we get stuffed crust?
Ooh, stuffed crust!
I'll stuff you all in the crust!
Just don't come out of that room again! [closes the door; to Mr. Perkins] Alright. Sorry about that. Where were we?
You were sitting on the toilet.
No, no, no. I'm sorry. That was a little attempt to humor. I know how much you like to laugh... [Mr. Perkins looks at him angrily] ...inside. Now I was saying... [notices the door was open]
You don't seem terribly focused, Gru.
Believe me, I am completely focused. I-
Hello? Whoa! That guy is huge!
Are we on TV?
What are those? Children?!
What are you doing?! I told you to stay out of here! [chases the girls out of the room, then backpedals when Edith and Agnes aim the freeze ray at him] No, no, no!
Freeze ray!
Mr. Gru?
As I was saying...
No need to continue, I've seen quite enough.
But my plan--
Is a great plan, I love everything about your plan, except for one thing: you.
Look, Mom! I drew a picture of me landing on the moon!
Gru's Mom Ehh.
Look, Mom! I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni!
Gru's Mom Ehh.
Look, Mom! I made the real rocket, based on the macaroni prototype! [presses a button and sends the rocket into space]
Gru's Mom Ooo... [looks back at Gru] Ehh.
I... don't understand.
Let's face reality, Gru. You've been at this for far too long, with far too little success. We're gonna put our faith, our money, into a...well, a younger villain.
But I--
It's over. Goodbye, Gru. [crushes his apple and the TV turns off]
Gru's Mom : Ehh.
