Jonah
I can't believe you didn't wear a bag, WHO DOES THAT?
Jason
Why did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condoms if you weren't gonna use 'em, man?
Jonah
I can't believe you did this. You messed everything up.
Jason
The real point is not to get yourself into this position, that's what you have to realize. You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.
Jonah
Well that's true. Everyone knows that.
Jason
What goes up must come down.

