A character in Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)

Wolf Boss quotes from Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)

Danny McBride

Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011): in 8 of its 84 quotes
Most scenes with: Shen (5), Tigress (4), Po (3)

Scenes with Wolf Boss

8 scenes

My father's throne. He used to let me play here, beside him. Promising with someday this throne would be mine. A little to the left.

Wolf Boss

But it's so heavy, Master.

Every thing must be exactly how I envisioned it, and I envisioned it a little to the left. Perfect! With the weapon, by my si.. A little bit more. With the weapon, by my side, all China will bow before me! We move out in 3 days, when the moon is full and the tide is high. Well, Soothsayer, why don't you tell me my...?

Fortune?

Future. I was going to say future. Look into your bowl and tell me what glory awaits.

[peers into her bowl]

If you continue on your current path, you will find yourself... at the bottom of the stairs.

[Shen looks down and is annoyed to see he has indeed reached the bottom of the stairs leading to his throne.] [still looking]

I see... I see... [Shen comes closer] I see... pain.

[She plucks out one of his feathers.]

OW!

And anger.

[She chews on the hem of his robe.]

How dare you! This is the finest silk in the province!

Followed by denial.

This is not fortune-telling! You're just saying what's happening right...!

Now? The most important time is now. But if you really want to see the future...

What do you see?

[The Soothsayer burns a powder in a dish, creating a vision in swirling smoke.]

A peacock... is defeated by a warrior, of black and white. Nothing has changed.

[Shen throws a dagger, shattering the dish.] [laughs]

That's impossible, and you know it.

It is not impossible, and he knows it.

Who?

Wolf Boss
[running in]

Lord Shen! I saw a panda!

A panda!? [knocks him to the ground, gripping him by the throat]

Wolf Boss
[nervously]

A Kung Fu warrior. He fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy... uh, kinda plush and cuddly...

There are no more pandas.

[taps the Boss's missing eye]

Even with his poor eyesight, he can see the truth. Why is it that you cannot?

[to the Wolf Boss, angrily]

Find this panda, and bring him to me! (pushes him away)

Wolf Boss

Yes, sir! [hurries away downstairs]

[chuckles]

So, one panda lives. That does not make you right!

You're right. Being right makes me right.

Then I will kill him, and make you wrong! [turns and sees her chewing the hem of his robe again] WILL YOU STOP THAT?!

That must be Shen's palace, in the other side of the city.

Po

Great! We will match in the tower, and proclaim; We are the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five, And we are here to bring you to justice!

What are you doing? This place is crawling with wolves.

Hey! Isn't that the guy that hammered you in the face?

Po

I do not like that guy.

We need to get to that to tower, without being spotted by those wolves.

Po

Got it.. Stealth Mode! That noodles! Ow! Hello! Yeah, okay.. Anyway. Where was I?

Where is Po?

How can we lose a guy that big?

Po

Guys, guys?

He-Hey, Po!

Po

Sorry!

So, that was Stealth Mode, Huh?

Po

To be honest, not one of my stronger modes.

Wolf

This rice is raw!

Sheep

You stole of my metal pots for Lord Shen!

Wolf

Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!

Po, do something!

Po

How am I supposed to help her cook rice without getting caught? Wait.. I have a better idea!

Wolf

Three, Two, One!

Po

Hey!

Wolf

Hey!

Po

We're here to liberate the city, and bring Shen to justice.

Sheep

You will need help!

Po

Thank you brave sheep, but it's too dangerous.. I can't let you.

Sheep

Oh.. No, not me. It's not safe to speak here.

Po

Right!

Sheep

I'm talking about, Masters Ox and Croc! They are in Gongmen Jail, at Black Dragon alley.

Po

What? They're still alive?! They must be in that jail gathering intelligence, hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon! Okay, let's go! Thanks, sheep.

Wolf Boss

Hey! Stop that costume!

Take.. That!

Wolf Boss

Now! Got you! Split up! Search everywhere!

Wolf

What about over there?

Wolf Boss

Is 'there' a part of everywhere?

Wolf

I.. I guess.

Wolf Boss

Then search there!

Po

They must be close. I can feel a Kung Fu chill riding up my spine.

[slides out the barrel]

Sorry, Po. It's just me.

Look! 'Gongmen Jail'!

Wolf

Oh.. It's cute.

Cute? Huh?

Nice work, Po.

At the first sight of trouble, I'll give you a signal. Ka-kaw! Kee-kee!

Po

You mean like Crane does?

Yeah!

Excuse me! When have I ever made that noise?

Po

Master Ox! Master.. The ferocious Master Croc! And Master Storming Ox! I can't believe, I'm rescuing actual legends of Kung Fu. No, they wouldn't leave a key around here. Oh, good! You found it. Come on, you guys. Yeah! We're coming for you, Shen! Guys, are we going or not? Do you want to meet us there later? I mean, you do wanna take back your city, right?

Of course we do. But if we stand up against Shen, he will turn the weapon on the city!

Po

Listen to your self. You're protecting Gongmen city, by not protecting Gongmen city? If we all fight together..

Then the weapon would kill everyone.

Po

Oh, would it? Then we use, a sneak attack. We'll get inside, and then...

And then you'll be stopped! By the unstoppable weapon.

Po

Nothing is unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something unstoppable. Master Ox, I'm not let you stay in this cell!

Then let's just see how you get me out!

Po

You guys see that? It's called being awesome! Come on! Whatever happened to being heroes?

The only hero in this town is a dead one.

Like I said; You are not getting me out of this cell!

Po

Yes! Alright. Let's go!

I get the top bunk.

It's time to surrender, panda. Kung Fu is dead!

Po

I.. You.. You.. Kung Fu is a dea..aa.ad! Fine! You stay in your prison of fear! With bars made of hopelessness. And all you get is 3 square meals a day of shame!

With despair for dessert.

Po

We'll take on Shen and prove to all those who hunger for justice and honor that Kung Fu still lives.

Boar Prisoner

Yeah!

Wolf Boss

Is that all you got? 'Cause it feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud!

Po

Well, this cloud is about to bring the thunder! Why are there.. so.. many.. signs? Come here! Alaka-squasho! Yes! Taste of the defeat. Let me tell you something.. Next time you miss with a panda, you better bring a whole...

Wolf Boss

Guess nobody told you, if you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs. I've hit you twice.. what are you gonna do now?

Po

We surrender!

You could chain my body but you will never chain my.. warrior spirit.

Po

They don't forget the little guy!

Did you just called me..

Po, what are you doing?

Po

Trust me, I gotta a... pla..ww! No way! Eight point acupressure cuffs! Just like the one that held Tai Lung, the more you move the tighter they get.. These are the best cuffs.

Call in the wolves! All of them! I want them ready to move! The Year of the Peacock begins now!

Wolf Boss

Right now? 'Cause, it's the middle of the year, so you'd only get like, uh, half the Year of the Peacock. [Shen glares furiously at the Wolf Boss and points one of his blades at him] And this is the Year, of course, of the Peacock. Happy New Year, sir.

Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships now. NOW!!! NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!

Why aren't we firing?!

Wolf Boss

They're taking out our gunners, sir! They're getting close!

[Shen sees Po marching at him]

Fire! FIRE AT THEM!

Wolf Boss

But, sir, we'll kill our own!

[shouting]

I SAID FIRE AT THEM! FIRE!

Wolf Boss
[Po keeps fighting the wolves, Wolf Boss looks at Shen then flings down his torch] [last words before his death; defiantly]

No.

[Shen kills Wolf Boss with one of his knifes] [After Po destroys Shen's weapons] [trying to catch his breath]

H-- how did you... how did you do it?

Po
[shrugs]

You know, you just keep your elbows up and keep the shoulders loose--

Not that! How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything! I-I-- I scarred you for life!

Po

See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.

No, they don't. Wounds heal.

Po

Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?

I don't (know or) care what scars do.

Po

You should, Shen. You gotta let go of that stuff from the past, 'cause it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.

[last words before his death]

You're right. Then I choose this!

Po
[A duel ensues between them, lasting until Shen is crushed to death by his own cannon; Po is flung off the boat and into the water. Everyone watches worriedly; Po emerges]

Whew... [looks at the dock next to him]

[appears and helps him up]

That... was pretty hardcore.

Wolf Boss

I'll tell you what's gonna be yours - my fist in your plush, cuddly, super-soft face! [Monkey and Crane knock out his companions] ...Uh-oh. [flees]

Wolf Boss

It's almost done, Lord Shen. But we're running out of metal.

[behind the smoke]

Search for the farthest villages! Find more metal! China will be mine.

Wolf Boss
[looks at the bridge]

Lord Shen, what about the bridge?

Nothing stands in my way. FIRE!

[The citizens barely manage to clear the bridge before it is completely obliterated. The cannon blasts the bridge. They dodge falling debris as they run. The Furious Five reacted to Shen's act.] [to Shen; enraged]

YOU COWARD!!

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