A character in Land of the Lost (2009)

Will Stanton quotes from Land of the Lost (2009)

Danny McBride

2nd most-quoted character in Land of the Lost (2009): in 4 of its 9 quotes
Most scenes with: Dr. Rick Marshall (2)

A line from Will Stanton

Come on, Chaka. Let's work on our mission statement.

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Will Stanton

It's the perfect woman. Big old set of boobies, no head and a handle.

Scenes with Will Stanton

2 scenes
Will

Hey Marshall! You ever get tired of being wrong?!

I do! I really do! Bone tired!

Will

Did you not just see that we drew the attention of a highly intelligent psycho dinosaur?

Look, I think the PhD after my name means I know a thing or two something about dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are creatures of brute instinct. Like I've said before, it's got the brain the size of a walnut...'kay? You got me? A walnut. (interrupted by loud thump)

(walking outside and finds a large thing wrapped in leaves)

Sweet Gregor Mendel.

Whoa, what is it?

It's a walnut!"

Will
(Tyrannosaurus rex peers at them across the land from a cave and appears to grin smugly before sinking back into the shadows)

Well, obviously, this is between you and him.

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