A character in Land of the Lost (2009)

Dr. Rick Marshall quotes from Land of the Lost (2009)

Will Ferrell

Most-quoted character in Land of the Lost (2009): in 6 of its 9 quotes
Most scenes with: Will Stanton (2), Holly Cantrell (2)

A line from Dr. Rick Marshall

Captain Kirk's nipples!

More lines from Dr. Rick Marshall

2 quotes
Dr. Rick Marshall

Because if you don't make it, it's your own damn vault. That's a bitch-slap of truth right there.

Scenes with Dr. Rick Marshall

3 scenes

Hey Marshall! You ever get tired of being wrong?!

Marshall

I do! I really do! Bone tired!

Marshall

What a piece of crap! The machine, I mean. Not "A Chorus Line". I love showtunes. They really tell the story of the human condition.

That's a bit gay.

Marshall

It is great.

Did you not just see that we drew the attention of a highly intelligent psycho dinosaur?

Marshall

Look, I think the PhD after my name means I know a thing or two something about dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are creatures of brute instinct. Like I've said before, it's got the brain the size of a walnut...'kay? You got me? A walnut. (interrupted by loud thump)

Marshall
(walking outside and finds a large thing wrapped in leaves)

Sweet Gregor Mendel.

Whoa, what is it?

Marshall

It's a walnut!"

(Tyrannosaurus rex peers at them across the land from a cave and appears to grin smugly before sinking back into the shadows)

Well, obviously, this is between you and him.

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