Search the farthest villages! Find more metal! China will be mine!
Most-quoted character in Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011): in 25 of its 84 quotes
Most scenes with: Wolf Boss (5), Po (4), Soothsayer (4)
Such sad, sad faces. But now is a time only for joy. You are going to be a part of something beautiful. [Tigress growls] Once we reach the harbor, in front of all the world, you and your precious Kung Fu will die, and China will know to bow before me. [to his wolf army] Set sail!
More lines from Shen
11 quotesDon't even think about it.
My father's throne. He used to let me play here at his side, promising one day, this throne would be mine. [throws his father's throne out the window]
Greetings, panda. We meet at last.
The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
Bring it down!
Goodbye!
Happiness must be taken, and I will take mine.
How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?!
As you wish. Let's finish this.
You're right. Then I choose this!
Scenes with Shen
13 scenesGood afternoon, gentlemen! Now that we've got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my house.
Your house?
Yes, didn't you see the peacock on the front door? [spots the Soothsayer] Ah, there you are, Soothsayer. It seems your fortune-telling skills are not as good as you thought.
We shall see, Shen.
No, you shall see, old goat. [aloud, to the Council] Where were we?
What do you want, Shen?
What is rightfully mine... Gongmen City!
Gongmen is under the stewardship of the Masters' Council and we will protect it, even from you.
I'm so glad you feel that way! Otherwise, I'd have dragged that here for nothing. [indicating his wolf army dragging a rather large box on a cart]
What's in the box, Shen?
You want to see? It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you way over there, staining the wall!
You insolent fool!
Show-off.
That is a warning. You are no match for our Kung Fu.
I agree. [grins wickedly] But this is! [flips backwards onto the box, revealing a massive cannon. Rhino takes a defensive stance... as Shen fires it.]
My father's throne. He used to let me play here, beside him. Promising with someday this throne would be mine. A little to the left.
But it's so heavy, Master.
Every thing must be exactly how I envisioned it, and I envisioned it a little to the left. Perfect! With the weapon, by my si.. A little bit more. With the weapon, by my side, all China will bow before me! We move out in 3 days, when the moon is full and the tide is high. Well, Soothsayer, why don't you tell me my...?
Fortune?
Future. I was going to say future. Look into your bowl and tell me what glory awaits.
If you continue on your current path, you will find yourself... at the bottom of the stairs.
I see... I see... [Shen comes closer] I see... pain.
OW!
And anger.
How dare you! This is the finest silk in the province!
Followed by denial.
This is not fortune-telling! You're just saying what's happening right...!
Now? The most important time is now. But if you really want to see the future...
What do you see?
A peacock... is defeated by a warrior, of black and white. Nothing has changed.
That's impossible, and you know it.
It is not impossible, and he knows it.
Who?
A panda!? [knocks him to the ground, gripping him by the throat]
A Kung Fu warrior. He fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy... uh, kinda plush and cuddly...
There are no more pandas.
Even with his poor eyesight, he can see the truth. Why is it that you cannot?
Find this panda, and bring him to me! (pushes him away)
Yes, sir! [hurries away downstairs]
So, one panda lives. That does not make you right!
You're right. Being right makes me right.
Then I will kill him, and make you wrong! [turns and sees her chewing the hem of his robe again] WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
Greetings, panda. At last we meet. No. No, no, no.. We meet at last! Yes! That's it! Greetings, panda. We meet at..
You are afraid for a reason.
I'm not afraid. He's coming to me in chains. If anyone should be afraid it's--
You! [moves to Shen's robes]
Don't even think about it.
You-- you were there.
Yes. Yes, I was. [escapes]
Call in the wolves! All of them! I want them ready to move! The Year of the Peacock begins now!
Right now? 'Cause, it's the middle of the year, so you'd only get like, uh, half the Year of the Peacock. [Shen glares furiously at the Wolf Boss and points one of his blades at him] And this is the Year, of course, of the Peacock. Happy New Year, sir.
Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships now. NOW!!! NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!
You were wrong, Soothsayer! [wields sword] We sail to victory tonight. Your magic panda is clearly a fool!
Are you certain it is the panda that is a fool?! You just destroyed your ancestral home, Shen!
A trivial sacrifice... [sticks the sword's tip into a nearby fire, then pokes the burning tip to a map of China, which bursts into a spreading flame] when all of China is my reward.
Then will you finally be satisfied? Will the subjugation of the whole world finally make you feel better?
It's a start. I might also convert the basement into a dungeon.
The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. It is time to stop this madness.
Why on Earth would I do that?
So your parents can rest in peace.
My parents... hated me. Do you understand? They-- they wronged me. And... I will make it right.
The dead exist in the past. And I must tend to the future. [to his gorilla guard] Set the Soothsayer free. She is of no use to me.
Happiness... must be taken. And I will take mine.
[The gorilla guard leads the Soothsayer out]
Oh, you want to know so badly? You think knowing will heal you, eh? Fill some... crater in your soul? Well, here's your answer: your parents didn't love you, but here... let me heal you. [jumps back to reveal a cannon aimed at Po, and lights the fuse. Po raises a wok as a flimsy shield, and the cannon blasts him back and out of the factory]
NO!
Shen, a panda stands between you and your... [Cut to where Shen is standing, and can barely hear Po; faintly] ...Destiny!
WHAT?! [Cut back to Po]
Prepare yourself for a hot serving of– [Cut back to Shen; faintly] ...Justice! Your reign of terror comes to an end!
What...?
Why aren't we firing?!
They're taking out our gunners, sir! They're getting close!
Fire! FIRE AT THEM!
But, sir, we'll kill our own!
I SAID FIRE AT THEM! FIRE!
No.
H-- how did you... how did you do it?
Not that! How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything! I-I-- I scarred you for life!
See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
No, they don't. Wounds heal.
Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
I don't (know or) care what scars do.
You should, Shen. You gotta let go of that stuff from the past, 'cause it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
You're right. Then I choose this!
Whew... [looks at the dock next to him]
Fire. [?; to Wolf Boss] Well, lighten...thing! [Wolf Boss: Uhhhh, did.]
It's almost done, Lord Shen. But we're running out of metal.
Search for the farthest villages! Find more metal! China will be mine.
Greetings, panda!
Tell me what happened that night!
What night?
That night!
Ahh. That night.
Yes! [falters] We're talking about the same night, right?
Yes, I was there. Yes, I watched as your parents abandoned you; it's a terrible thing. I believe it went something like THIS! [starts to fight with Po]
Nothing stands in my way. FIRE!
YOU COWARD!!
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