Viper
Are you ready?
Po
I was born ready- (Viper proceeds to beat Po up)
Viper
I'm sorry, brother! I thought you said you were ready!
Po
That was awesome! Let's go again!
Played by Lucy Liu 
Kung Fu Panda (2008) · 98 quotes
Kung Fu Panda (2008) · 98 quotes
Scenes with Viper
3 scenes Viper
Po
Viper
Po
Tigress
[as Po bounces down the palace steps]
If he's smart, he won't come back up those stairs.
Monkey
But he will.
Viper
He's not gonna quit, is he?
Mantis
He's not gonna quit bouncing, I can tell you that.
Mantis
There's no words.
Crane
No denying that.
Viper
I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking. The poor guy's just gonna get himself killed.
Crane
[mocking Po's lack of skills; sarcastically]
He is so mighty! The Dragon Warrior - fell out of the sky in a ball of fire!
Mantis
When he walks, the very ground shakes.
Tigress
[The Furious Five laugh, except Tigress]
One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
Crane
Yeah, or could be at least touch his toes.
Monkey
Or even see his toes.
[The Furious Five laugh again. The camera turns to Po, having heard their insult about him.]
