A character in The Expendables 2 (2012)

Toll Road quotes from The Expendables 2 (2012)

Randy Couture

10th most-quoted character in The Expendables 2 (2012): in 3 of its 61 quotes
Most scenes with: Barney Ross (3), Maggie (3), Gunner Jensen (3)

Scenes with Toll Road

3 scenes
Toll Road
[Eating some spoiled food]

Oh. This tastes like shit. [To Caesar] How's yours?

Can't complain about rigatoni. Plan ahead, fellas. That's all I have to say. Y'all, what if you knew you were going to die tomorrow? What would your last meal be? One choice.

Toll Road

One choice?

It'd probably be cereal for you, huh?

Toll Road

What the hell's wrong with cereal?

It's cliché.

You gotta be original. You know, if you were an original, broad-thinking man, you'd probably come up with some special cereal, like Earios. You know, just like your ear. You know, pour milk on them suckers, they just lay there and you don't hear shit.

Toll Road

For the record, my hearing is 20/20.

Barney?

Donuts and most food that kills ya.

That's deep, man.

[Chuckles]

You think so?

Maggie?

Crispy aromatic duck with plum sauce. Very sexy. [Pauses] But I like Italian, too.

I'm starting to think Italian's overrated. [Everyone laughs]

Hey. What about me? My favorite Swedish dinner would be, baby seal, and whale ass, in the summer. [To Maggie] But I'd really die for some Chinese.

Then you're gonna starve to death. [Everyone laughs]

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