Church quotes from The Expendables 2 (2012)

Trench

[Church pulls up in a SmartCar My shoe is bigger than this car.

Church

Shoot something!

Trench

I'll be back.

Church

You've been back enough. I'll be back. [Leaves]

Trench

Yippee-ki-yay.

Church

CZ-1492, come on. Requesting a response immediately.

Lee Christmas

Who's this bozo?

Church

CZ-1492, this is a secure air wave. Do you read?

Lee Christmas

What's this about?

Church

What's taking so long, Barney Ross?! This should have been a walk in the park for you guys! Where's the case?!
Barney Ross: Don't have it.

Church

I warned you what would happen to you mutts if you pulled this shit again!

Barney Ross

A good man died trying to get that case.

Church

I'm sorry about that!

Barney Ross

Are you?!

Church

Yes, as a matter of fact, I am! But this sort of situation comes with the territory, wouldn't you say?!

Barney Ross

And so does payback. You know, Church, you're the kind of guy that pulls the strings, and everyone else does your dirty work 'cause you never had the guts to do it yourself. We're done.

We're even now, right?

Barney Ross

Right. I'll be seeing you around Trench, thanks alot.

Relax, it's not over yet.

Barney Ross

What?

That's right. [Mr. Church pulls up]

Church

How ya doing pal?

Barney Ross

I was doing pretty good, Church. What are you doing here?

Church

I heard there was a part in town.

Barney Ross

Yeah, but it's my party.

Church

Has he always been this selfish?

Always.

Barney Ross

Thanks.

Church

You wanna kick Vilain's ass or not? [Walks past them] Don't forget the little rascals!

Church

Barney Ross.

Barney Ross

What do you want from me, Church?

Church

Not too good in the memory category, are you, Barney? You made me a deal with me. You gave me your word. And you end up blowing up half of Vilena, punching holes and a bowie knife through a fellow CIA agent, even if he was a dirtbag. But what breaks my heart is that you stole $5 million from me. And for all this male pattern badness, I could've put you in the deepest, darkest hole in Gitmo. No sunlight. But I kept you out.

Barney Ross

Great.

Church

Because I knew the day would come when you were gonna pay me back. Today is that day.

Church

Did you win?

Barney Ross

I think so.

Trench

Well, where's the proof?

Barney Ross

Heads up. [Throws head onto the ground]

Trench

Nice touch.

Barney Ross

Mm-hm.

Church

It is a nice touch. A little extreme, but nice.

Trench

Mm-hm.

Church

As much as I hate to say this, bam-bam, now that we got control of the plutonium, that makes us even.

Barney Ross

Good.

Church

So Maggie, you'll be coming with us? [She's silent] When you're ready. [He and Trench walk away and then stop to observe, with Maggie still watching]

Barney Ross

So, I just want... [Barney realises Maggie is still watching Church and Trench and he makes a go-away-gesture to them]

Church

Wow. [They walk to helicopter]

Barney Ross

They're okay, just a little immature.

Maggie

I don't have to go. If you want me to stay, I'll stay. And I did save the babysitter's life.

Barney Ross

That you did do.

Maggie

Maybe I'm good luck for you.

Barney Ross

But I could be bad luck for you, and I can't allow that.

Maggie

If you ever want help... call me, or you're dead.

Barney Ross

I'll do that. [They walk to helicopter]

Barney Ross

What are you doing here?

Booker

Moving on. You killed all my business.

Barney Ross

I thought you were the lone wolf.

Booker

Sometimes its fun to run with the pack.

Barney Ross

Sure, you got a point. You take care Maggie.

Church

Oh, I almost forgot, as a token of gratitude my violent friend, I got you and the little rascals a ride home. [Motions head] Behold. Consider it a gift.

Barney Ross

That thing belongs in a museum.

Trench

We all do.

Church

Hey, fun, right?

Barney Ross

Yeah, fun.

Church

I'll be back

Trench

Yippie-ki-yay