Joe Hallenbeck quotes from The Last Boy Scout
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Water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets ... who gives a ****?
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This is the '90s. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first
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I swear to Christ that if I survive this **** case I'm gonna dance a jig.
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[giving Jimmy a briefcase full of $6 million] Go buy yourself a new pair of pants.
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Hey Milo, where you callin' from? The bottom of the pool?
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Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You’re gonna lose. Smile, you ****!