Frank Moses
Keep your dress on!
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Frank Moses
[to Cooper]
If anything happens to Sarah, I will rip everything you love out of your life and then I'll kill you.
Scenes with Frank Moses
13 scenes
Joe
I'm 80 years old. I got stage 4 liver cancer. What the hell can they do to me?
Frank
They can still shoot you.
Joe
Well…I never thought this would happen to me.
Frank
What?
Joe
Getting old. Well I mean, Vietnam, Afghanistan. The Green Springs Rest Home? Go figure!
Sarah
Is that my bag?
Frank
Yeah.
Sarah
You…you packed it?
Frank
Yeah.
Sarah
[looking around a bit]
D-d-did you vacuum?
Frank
A little, yeah. It was messy.
Frank
I was just hoping you'd be a little more understanding of the situation.
Sarah
[sarcastically]
I was hoping not to get kidnapped. Or drugged. I was hoping you'd have hair. So it looks like none of our dreams are coming true at the moment.
Marvin
Why are you trying to kill me?
Frank
I'm not trying to kill you.
Marvin
Oh, yeah, you are.
Frank
Why would I be trying to kill you?
Marvin
Because the last time we met, I tried to kill you.
Frank
That was a long time ago.
Marvin
Some people hold on to things like that.
Sarah
[after Frank introduces his girlfriend to his…eccentric CIA buddy]
Wow, this guy's insane.
Frank
He believes he was the subject of a government mind-control experiment. As it turns out, he really was given daily doses of LSD for eleven years.
Sarah
Well, in that case, he looks great.
Frank
Fantastic.
Sarah
Yeah.
Marvin
[as Sarah make a phone call]
Frank, we gotta get rid of this broad. I know a great place just up the road, lots of alligators.
Frank
We're not getting rid of the broad. I like her.
Marvin
What's the angle?
Frank
No angle. I like her.
Business Woman Assassin
[after firing on the group]
That's right, old man!
Marvin
"Old man"?
Frank
No respect.
Marvin
Can I kill her now?!?
Sarah
[about them sneaking into the CIA]
What do you suppose the punishment is for what we're doing here?
Frank
Death. [pause] Maybe life in prison.
Sarah
[happily]
Awesome!
Frank
It's not that bad. People get shot all the time.
Sarah
No, they don't! They get paper cuts!
Marvin
I mostly get shot.
Frank
[holding Cooper to the desk]
Kordeski trained you?
Cooper
Yeah?
Frank
I trained Kordeski! [dislocates his shoulder]
Ivan
I owe you for killing Igor.
Frank
Igor the Butcher.
Ivan
He was a good asset.
Frank
He was a pig.
Ivan
He was my cousin.
Frank
Sorry.
Ivan
[pours him and Frank shots of vodka]
To Igor the Butcher. [They clink their glasses]
Frank
[Just as Ivan drinks his shot]
He's not dead. [Ivan nearly chokes as Frank finishes his shot] I flipped him.
Ivan
No!
Frank
He owns a string of 7-Elevens in Orange County.
Ivan
What!
Frank
He weighs 500 lb.
Ivan
Ah! [He covers his mouth as both he and Frank start laughing; after a long moment, the calm down and Ivan pours them each another shot] Drink.
Frank
Who are we drinking for this time?
Ivan
Veronique. [Frank gives a look of confused surprise] She...was mine.
Frank
Impossible.
Ivan
[delighted]
YES! [laughs]
Frank
[Holding back a look of disappointment as he clinks glasses with Ivan and they drink their shots]
Well, whatever she got, it was worth it.
Victoria
Oh, Francis. You're such a romantic.
Frank
What?
Victoria
You're all hard on the outside, but inside you're gooey…gooey.
Frank
[Cooper is called by Frank. during their conversation, Frank's call is traced]
Here's the thing, Cooper: With age...comes a certain perspective. I'd be a liar if I said there wasn't a time when I was exactly like you. Blind ambition, misplaced trust.
Cooper
Why are you telling me this?
Frank
It may help me to decide what to do next.
Cooper
[Sees the technician tracing the call gesturing for Cooper to keep Frank talking]
Why? What are you thinking about?
Frank
Our business is a very hard one. But it was never the...the killing or the stress, the bad pay, that bothered me.
Cooper
Well, what was it, Frank?
Frank
It's how anything that you love...can be taken away from you. It taught me never to care, never to invest. Then I met this woman, Sarah. And now, you have her. Now, I can't think of anything more horrible than to know that your enemies can hurt someone you love. The feeling is almost indescribable.
Frank
[The trace is completed. Cooper gets the paper with the call's location. His look turns to horror.]
You still there, Cooper?
Cooper
...You're at my house!
Frank
[Frank's in Cooper's house, watching Cooper's wife and two children play outside, unaware of Frank watching them]
Almost indescribable, isn't it?
