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John McClane quotes

View Quote Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er.
View Quote Drop it, dickhead!
View Quote [to himself] Why the **** didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole!
View Quote [Stealing dead terrorist's shoes] Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
View Quote [Recalling his wife's invitation as he crawls through a narrow ventilation shaft] "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
View Quote I got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?
View Quote [About to jump off the edge of the roof with the fire hose tiedaround his waist] I promise I will never even think about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die.
View Quote Take this under advisement, jerkweed.
View Quote [After he shoots Hans] Happy trails, Hans.
View Quote [After he dumps the body of a terrorist on Sgt. Al Powell's police car] Welcome to the party, pal.
View Quote [As he pushes a chair loaded with plastic explosives into the elevator shaft] Geronimo, mother****er!
View Quote [tying a firehose around his waist] Oh, John, what the **** are you doing? How the **** did you get into this shit?
View Quote [During the fight with Karl] You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his ****in' neck!
View Quote [Holding Karl in a headlock while beating him] I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna ****in' cook you, and I'm gonna ****in' eat you!
View Quote [in response to dispatch telling McClane that the line is reserved for emergency calls only] "No ****ing shit, lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
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