“No **** shit, lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?” – John McClane, Die Hard ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Die Hard 1988

John McClane Bruce Willis

[in response to dispatch telling McClane that the line is reserved for emergency calls only]

"No **** shit, lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

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