John McClane quotes

View Quote No, don't write it up, don't write it up. Come on, man. This is my mother in law's car. She's all ready mad at me because I'm not a dentist.

View Quote Hey, Carmine. Let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first, the lead in your ass or the shit in your brain?

View Quote I've got an unidentified stiff here.

View Quote What the **** do you think this is, eh? The safety patrol, here? This is the resume of a professional mercenary, you've got the world's biggest drug dealer on his way here now, what d'ya need, a slide rule to figure this out. Or maybe another body in a zipper bag before we start asking questions.

View Quote Ah, man, I can't ****ing believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How could the same shit happen to the same guy, twice.

View Quote Yippie-Ki-Yay, mother****er.