Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) · 31 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990): in 4 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: John McClane (2), Richard Thornburg (2)
And I've got everybody from the Shriners convention to the goddamn Boyscouts traipsing through here. I've got lost kids, lost dogs. "Not now." I've got international diplomats. I've got a **** reindeer flying in here from the **** petting zoo. But, John McClane, he's got a little problem. Hell, let's shut down the whole **** airport. Now, what do you think they're gonna say upstairs when I'm gonna tell them that.
Captain Carmine Lorenzo Hey, McClane, don't start believing in your own press. Yeah, yeah. I know all about you and that Nakatomi thing in LA. But just because the TV thinks you're hot shit, that don't make it so. Look, you are in my little pond now, and I am the big fish that runs it. So you capped some low life, fine.
Captain Lorenzo?
Lorenzo Yeah.
John McClane.
Lorenzo Yeah, yeah. I know who you are. You're the asshole that's just broke 7 FAA and 5 District of Columbia regulations, running around my airport with a gun, shooting at people. What do you call that shit?
Self-defense.
Lorenzo Hey McClane, I've got a first class unit in here, SWAT team and all. We don't need any Monday morning quarterback.
**** Monday morning, my wife is on one of the goddamn planes these guys are **** with, that puts me on the playing field. And if you had moved your fat ass when I told you to, we wouldn't be hip deep in shit right now...
