“Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a ****in'...” – John McClane, Die Hard 2: Die Harder ... Movie Quotes Database

Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a ****in' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no! I gotta crawl around in this mother****in' tin can!

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