A scene from The Last Boy Scout 1991
Jimmy Dix

[Hallenbeck and Dix are trying to tell the bodyguards in a car about a bomb]

Okay, you pull up and I yell at them.

Jimmy Dix

Pull up next to them, I'll roll my window down and yell at them!

Joe Hallenbeck

That's the lamest **** plan I ever heard!

Jimmy Dix

Can we try it?!

Joe Hallenbeck

It's bulletproof glass, they're not gonna hear you, you moron!

Joe Hallenbeck

[Dix takes out a sheet of paper and a pen and starts drawing something]

Now what are you doing?

Jimmy Dix

I'm drawing them a picture.

Joe Hallenbeck

What is that?

Jimmy Dix

It's a bomb.

Joe Hallenbeck

It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines coming out of it! They're gonna say, "don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit"!

Jimmy Dix

You wanna draw the damn thing?

Jimmy Dix

[As they pull alongside the bodyguards' car Dix scrawls "BOM" below his drawing] [shows Hallenbeck the drawing]

Happy?

Joe Hallenbeck

Are you kidding me?

Jimmy Dix

[Dix puts the drawing up against his window, showing it to the bodyguards]

Always criticizing my shit. I can't do nothing right.

Jimmy Dix

[The bodyguards look at the drawing, then shoot at Dix and Hallenbeck]

Oh, shit!

Joe Hallenbeck

I forgot to tell you. "Bom" means "**** you" in Polish.

Jimmy Dix

Hey, that's not funny, man! I almost bought it there!

Joe Hallenbeck

Tragic loss to the art world, let me tell ya.

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