Expend4bles (2023) quotes

View Quote "Conversation? Sounds more like angry chatter."

View Quote Christmas: What do you prefer to be called, Jumbo or Shrimp?
Jumbo Shrimp: Call me that again. Cut your **** head off.
Christmas: That's a little harsh, bite-size.

View Quote Christmas: [After killing Rahmat's last remaining henchmen] How you doing, Rahmat?
Rahmat: I see you like to play with knives.
Christmas: Well, I ain't playing no more. You're gonna give me the kill switch, and we're gonna end all this.
Rahmat: Come and get it, hero. [Rahmat draws a pair of tonfas and the two men fight]

View Quote Christmas: [After Marsh, revealed to be Ocelot, is gunned down by a helicopter, and Barney is revealed to be its pilot] The ****? Barney? Hey, I had him with the classics! You almost **** killed me!
Barney: You're welcome!

View Quote Easy Day: This our sniper?
Gunner: Don't worry about it. I got a prescription scope.
Easy Day: What? Well, Hawkeyes, remember this face. Don't shoot it by accident.

View Quote Gina: [To Christmas] You know what you actually are? A caveman.
Barney: You do resemble a caveman.

View Quote Marsh: [After Marsh is revealed to be Ocelot and Christmas destroys his helicopter with a rocket launcher] You're like genital warts! Always showing up where you're not wanted and refusing to go away!
Christmas: You got something I need, Marsh. I'm coming down to get it.
Marsh: I guess you figured out that this device right here is the only thing preventing World War III, a conflict that, while devastating for many, it'll be insanely, insanely, INSANELY profitable for somebody, and that somebody is gonna be me! And the Expendables WILL TAKE ALL THE BLAME! So, enjoy the show! [Throws the kill switch into the ocean] Kill them all! [Marsh's men open fire on the Expendables]

View Quote What a **** mess this turned out to be.

View Quote You are a loser. But I like you.

View Quote [On being asked if he can create a diversion] Does the Pope shit in the woods ?