Christmas You are a loser. But I like you.
Played by Jason Statham 
Expend4bles (2023) · 10 quotes
Expend4bles (2023) · 10 quotes
Most-quoted character in Expend4bles (2023): in 6 of its 10 quotes
A line from Christmas"Conversation? Sounds more like angry chatter."
More lines from Christmas
1 quote Christmas Scenes with Christmas
4 scenes Christmas [After Marsh, revealed to be Ocelot, is gunned down by a helicopter, and Barney is revealed to be its pilot]
The ****? Barney? Hey, I had him with the classics! You almost **** killed me!
Barney
You're welcome!
Christmas What do you prefer to be called, Jumbo or Shrimp?
Jumbo Shrimp
Call me that again. Cut your **** head off.
Christmas That's a little harsh, bite-size.
Christmas [After killing Rahmat's last remaining henchmen]
How you doing, Rahmat?
Rahmat
I see you like to play with knives.
Christmas Well, I ain't playing no more. You're gonna give me the kill switch, and we're gonna end all this.
Rahmat
Come and get it, hero. [Rahmat draws a pair of tonfas and the two men fight]
Marsh
[After Marsh is revealed to be Ocelot and Christmas destroys his helicopter with a rocket launcher]
You're like genital warts! Always showing up where you're not wanted and refusing to go away!
Christmas You got something I need, Marsh. I'm coming down to get it.
Marsh
I guess you figured out that this device right here is the only thing preventing World War III, a conflict that, while devastating for many, it'll be insanely, insanely, INSANELY profitable for somebody, and that somebody is gonna be me! And the Expendables WILL TAKE ALL THE BLAME! So, enjoy the show! [Throws the kill switch into the ocean] Kill them all! [Marsh's men open fire on the Expendables]
