Go ahead, Thorn.
Barney Ross
Sylvester Stallone · 25 quotes
Lee Christmas
Jason Statham · 11 quotes
Doc
Wesley Snipes · 10 quotes
Galgo
Antonio Banderas · 10 quotes
Trench
Arnold Schwarzenegger · 10 quotes
Stonebanks
Mel Gibson · 9 quotes
Luna
Ronda Rousey · 6 quotes
Toll Road
Randy Couture · 6 quotes
Drummer
Harrison Ford · 5 quotes
Bonaparte
Kelsey Grammer · 4 quotes
Gunnar Jensen
4 quotes
Thorn
Glen Powell · 4 quotes
Hale Caesar
Terry Crews · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Barney Ross & Lee Christmas (7), Barney Ross & Galgo (4), Barney Ross & Bonaparte (3)
The Expendables 3 quotes
Page 3 of 5Heard you killed more people than the plague!
How 'bout that.
Why do they call you 'Doctor Death'?
Used to be a medic. But that was a long time ago.
So why'd you get locked away?
Tax evasion.
They got valet parking here?
What?
That computer strapped to your wrist.
That same thing you were busting that kid's balls about?
Hah!
What are you gonna do?
Lee Christmas: Jesus God, you're OK?
Do not worry. I love this.
[Barney is doing maintenance work on a plane engine with Galgo is singing and marching in place]
I am the bridgegroom of death. The lyrics of a Spanish Legion old songs. That we used to sing when we're on mission in Croatia. That's where I met Mingo. The best point man ever. Some kind of savant. You don't know. The best team member ever, was Torres. Holy shit! You wouldn't believe what this guy could to do. Un. Bel. Ievable. I'm telling you, man. Ambush this guy couldn't sniff. And under fire, the coolest cat ever. Just pure ice in his veins. We were pinned down once, like two bullets left. I looked over, not on bead of sweat. [Gestures totally mesmerized] Yeah. Can I help you up there?
You're a mechanic now?
Of course I am a mechanic. I am whatever you need me to be, sir.
Okay then, just be quiet.
Yes, sir.
...
Tiger, this guy I knew, I mean, this guy had it all figured out. Wind speed, temperature, barometric pressure. But you know what he said was the most important?
No.
Patience.
Really?
Yeah. He said that. This thing smells good, what is that? Kerosene? Gasoline?
Aviation fuel.
Galgo?
Yes, sir.
I think I know why your team let you go.
You do? Really? [Climb ladder and breaks the fourth wall looking into camera with a fist pump] Yes! [Goes in plane]
...
Good.
My old team. [Sticks head out window] What the hell are you doing here?
You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess. We're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it.
Come on. We're late for a war. [The crew walks to plane] Galgo, you might want to get out of that seat, Christmas is coming.
But it's June.
Galgo, get out the hell out.
Yes sir. [Hesitates] My hat. [Leaves]
Smilee
[Barney, Smilee and Thorn are in a van with Stonebanks unconcious and his mouth ducktaped]
Why don't you just put a bullet in his head and be done with it. [Reaches over and takes off Stonebank's mouth tape then Barney punches him awake]
Hey, you said you were taking him in!
[After Barney punches him]
Woah, ha ha! Good morning! Are these your students? Hey, what happened to the old crew? Oh, that's right. They stuck their noses into other people's worlds and got fatally injured. Now they're The Deleteables. Hey, you hear that kids? Take note - that's what you are right now.
Smilee
[To Barney]
You want me to shut his mouth?
You're talking pretty tough for a guy that incapacitated, which is good for you.
Smilee
Is it?
Why don't you cut me loose, I'll open your meat shirt and show you your own heart. Hey Barn, why don't the two of us just end this. What do you say? Mix it up, you snapping my spine or me snapping yours. You know, make it snappy. [Barney keeps staring] He thinks I'm joking. I'm not joking. You should see me when I'm angry. You'd be very impressed. And very dead. So come on pal. Anything you want to get off your chest? Come on, lay it out. I'm a good listener. You're going to take me back to the Has-been-crew, carve me up around a fire. Very tribal.
[Snarls]
When we stop, I'm gonna break every bone in your body and drop what's left at The Hague.
Keep laughing.
[Stops laughing]
Do you think that you can just deliver me, like a package? We were close once. See, we started this whole Expendables thing together. See, I got the markers. [Shows his 'Expendable' tattoos] A bit faded but, we had a falling out.
You went dark.
It's a dark business, Barney, don't pretend you're not in it! The baddest survive, those are the rules. I didn't make them up! You see, Barney here was content to work for the small-end money, as an employee. But being a boss is more lucrative, but that is a concept that somehow eluded you. Plus, you had that pesky moral conscience. God, that stuff gets in the way! He thinks he's the good guy!
Keep talking while you can.
Sure, you got a conscience that makes you weak. Success, real success, is being willing to do the things that other people are not.
Not everyone is as sick as you.
Oh, but you are! You kill anyone today, Barn? Blow any shit up? How about you kids, kill anyone? Before you all start grabbing bricks and stoning me at The Hague. You might want to check your own hands for blood. Ah, but I digress, where was I? Yes, business is booming right? A chopper here, a missile there, guns, whatever. When suddenly a competitor - if you can call Uncle Sam a competitor - hires my own team, Barney and the whole gang to whack me. Things got ugly real fast, and a lot of people got real dead. Three former brothers in arms.
[Furiously rants Three expendables, our brothers, men we ate with, fought with, bled with, DEAD! He puts three slugs into my chest. Thank God for body armor, even I thought I was dead. Then he boogies out with the casualties, all dead because you couldn't stay out of my business!
[Attacks Stonebanks and aims a gun at his head while Smilee and Thorn restrain him]
Shut your mouth!
Go on, do it! Go on!
Smilee
That's what he wants.
What?
That it's hard to be an enemy when you're living inside your own head. So you tie me up like an animal, leave me to the slaughter, you humiliate me, disgrace me. Now, when the time comes to kill you - and it will - I will not use a weapon, I will use my hands, because I want you to feel the way I feel right now. Since we were brothers.
Barney Ross: [Sees Stonebanks] It can't be...
Damn, that's cool!
Good morning! Let's get to the CHOPPA!
Hale Caesar: Time to mow the lawn! [Wreaks havoc with a mini-gun]
Happy hunting!
Hey Barney! You should have killed me when you had the chance. If you want the kids, come get 'em! [Features a video showing the younger Expendables captured]
How hard can it be to kill ten men?