Kayla: (Off-screen) I’m in the bathroom.
Kayla: Thanks, I was looking for that.
Mitchell: You mind telling me what this is?
Kayla: Uh, fuzz.
Mitchell: Yeah. Yeah, fuzz. It’s what I thought it was and then on further investigation, it is clearly an unraveled filter of a cigarette. Kayla, are you a smoker?
Kayla: What? No. (She goes back to the bathroom) I’m not a smoker, Dad.
Mitchell: Hey, haven’t you seen the billions of ads that tell you not to do this stuff?
Kayla: Dad! You can’t teach someone not to try things. Okay? That’s what trying things is for. To teach you things. It’s a contradiction. It’s like telling me not to go for a triple on a base hit to the gap when I’ve made a good turn around first and I know that the right fielder has a weak arm.
Mitchell: Damn it, you’re smart.
Kayla: Okay. Yeah. All right. Time to get ready for school, Dad.
Mitchell: Okay, all right.
Kayla: Thanks, I was looking for that.
Mitchell: You mind telling me what this is?
Kayla: Uh, fuzz.
Mitchell: Yeah. Yeah, fuzz. It’s what I thought it was and then on further investigation, it is clearly an unraveled filter of a cigarette. Kayla, are you a smoker?
Kayla: What? No. (She goes back to the bathroom) I’m not a smoker, Dad.
Mitchell: Hey, haven’t you seen the billions of ads that tell you not to do this stuff?
Kayla: Dad! You can’t teach someone not to try things. Okay? That’s what trying things is for. To teach you things. It’s a contradiction. It’s like telling me not to go for a triple on a base hit to the gap when I’ve made a good turn around first and I know that the right fielder has a weak arm.
Mitchell: Damn it, you’re smart.
Kayla: Okay. Yeah. All right. Time to get ready for school, Dad.
Mitchell: Okay, all right.
Kayla : (Off-screen) I’m in the bathroom.
Kayla : Thanks, I was looking for that.
Mitchell : You mind telling me what this is?
Kayla : Uh, fuzz.
Mitchell : Yeah. Yeah, fuzz. It’s what I thought it was and then on further investigation, it is clearly an unraveled filter of a cigarette. Kayla, are you a smoker?
Kayla : What? No. (She goes back to the bathroom) I’m not a smoker, Dad.
Mitchell : Hey, haven’t you seen the billions of ads that tell you not to do this stuff?
Kayla : Dad! You can’t teach someone not to try things. Okay? That’s what trying things is for. To teach you things. It’s a contradiction. It’s like telling me not to go for a triple on a base hit to the gap when I’ve made a good turn around first and I know that the right fielder has a weak arm.
Mitchell : Damn it, you’re smart.
Kayla : Okay. Yeah. All right. Time to get ready for school, Dad.
Mitchell : Okay, all right.
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