These are villains, Amanda. What makes you think you can control them?
Amanda Waller
Because getting people to act against their own self-interests for the national security of the United States is what I do for a living.
Amanda Waller
Then we got the Aussie, Digger Harkness, or as the tabloids call him Captain Boomerang
We're going to be rich.
Captain Boomerang
Yeah, you and me mate. Go and get the car.
Amanda Waller
He robbed every bank in Australia at least once. Then, he came to America for a fresh target set. Doesn't work well with others.
No honor amongst thieves, eh?
Amanda Waller
But he tangoed with a metahuman and lived to talk about it.
Captain Boomerang
Hey, one minute I'm playing Mahjong with me nana, then this red streak hits me outta nowhere.
Rick Flag
Shut up! You were caught robbing a diamond exchange.
Captain Boomerang
I was not!
Deadshot
You might wanna work on your team motivation thing. You've heard of Phil Jackson?
Rick Flag
Yeah.
Deadshot
He's like the gold standard, okay? Triangle, bitch. Study.
Griggs
You know the rules, hotness. You gotta keep off these bars.
Harley Quinn
What? These bars?
Griggs
Yeah, those bars. [Harley licks the bars] Oh, my God. You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!
Harley Quinn
Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me!
Griggs
You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.
Harley Quinn
I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.
Harley Quinn
Puddin'!
The Joker
Let's go home.
Harley Quinn
Own that shit. Own it! What'd you think was gonna happen, huh?
Deadshot
Hey, Harley. Come on.
Harley Quinn
What, you were just... thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!
Captain Boomerang
Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside, You're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.
Harley Quinn
We all are. We all are! [looks at Killer Croc] Except for him. He's ugly on the outside, too.
Killer Croc
Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.
Harley Quinn
Yeah, you are.
Harley Quinn
Why do you eat people?
Killer Croc
Gives me their power.
Harley Quinn
Would you like to eat me?
Killer Croc
Hell, no.
Harley Quinn
Aw, why not?
Killer Croc
I don't want your crazy.
Harley Quinn
Says the guy who lives in a sewer.
Killer Croc
At least I know it's a sewer.
Harley Quinn
Oh, I get it! Because, like, this is a sewer, too. Only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess—Mommy didn't take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist! [Croc growls]
Why?
Harley Quinn
Because I'm bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in.
Captain Boomerang
Just leave it, mate. She's a rabbit hole, don't fall in.
Harley Quinn
And here's one now. Japanese, female, mid-20s, 5'5", good health, athletic, and... an only child, with deep-seated father issues. Daddy wanted a son, so she has to hide behind a mask.
I am not... hiding.
Harley Quinn
Yeah, that was gangster.
Harley Quinn
You ever been in love?
Deadshot
Nah, never.
Harley Quinn
Bullshit.
Deadshot
You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten, if you feel shit like love.
Harley Quinn
Another textbook sociopath.
Harley Quinn
You got all dressed up for me?
The Joker
Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.
Rick Flag
You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me. and guess what? You die.
Harley Quinn
I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.
Rick Flag
Lady, shut up!
[Harley pouts]
The Joker
Where is she?
It's complex. This is not just her. Everybody's disappearing. There's this new law, where if you're a bad enough bad guy, they stamp "terrorist" on your jacket. They send you to this swamp in Louisiana. A black site. That's where she is. So what do we do?
The Joker
Bring the car around. We're going for a drive.
The Joker
What do we have here?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
I did everything you said. I helped you!
The Joker
Uh, you helped me?!? By erasing my mind?!? [hitting the table above her head] What few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr. Quinzel?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?
The Joker
What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna hurt ya... really, really bad.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
You think so? Well, I can take it.
The Joker
I wouldn't want you to break those perfect, porcelain cap teeth when the juice hits your brain.
The Joker
Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
I got you a kitty.
The Joker
So thoughtful.
Amanda Waller
She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.
The Joker
There is something you could do for me, Doctor.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
Anything. I mean, yeah.
The Joker
I need a machine gun.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
A machine gun?
Amanda Waller
Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.
The Joker
I love this guy. He's so intense!
You're a lucky man. You got a bad bitch.
The Joker
Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins! The itch in my crotch! The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn! [whistles for Harley] Oh, come to Daddy.
Harley Quinn
Puddin'!
The Joker
Oh, yeah. Listen, You are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka!
