Will Smith movie quotes

View Quote [to the head of USR] You are crazy. Look, this is not what I do but, I have an idea for one of your commercials: You could see a carpenter, makin' a beautiful chair, and then one of your robots comes in, and makes a better chair, twice as fast. An then you super-impose on the screen: "USR. Shittin' on the little guy." That would be the fade out.

View Quote Robots building robots? Now that's just stupid.

View Quote [Describing his view on robots] There's nothing in here. [Points to his chest] It's just lights and clockwork.

View Quote First of all, my name is J. Okay? It's not son, it's not slick and it damn sure ain't no Cochise.

View Quote [looking at an ugly alien fish] Ooh, man, you look like you come from the planet... Damn.

View Quote [talking to K at Wu’s restaurant] Man, I am getting too old for this. I can only imagine how you feel.

View Quote Sykes: All right. 'Cause I like you, I'm gonna give you 24 hours to pay up.
Oscar: All of it? How am I supposed to do that?
Sykes: That's your problem. Bring me 5,000 clams to the track tomorrow, or else.
Oscar: Or else what?
Sykes: The boys will explain.

View Quote Oscar: Hey, Crazy Joe!
Crazy Joe: Now you live in a great penthouse, can I be your financial advisor?
Oscar: That's a billboard, Crazy Joe.
Crazy Joe: You live in a billboard? And they call me crazy!

View Quote [The Four Tops: I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)] Lenny: Hey, Oscar!
Oscar: Hey, I can't talk. I gotta find Angie. I need to tell her I love her.
Man: [singing] You come and you go...
Male Fish: Way to go, Oscar.

View Quote Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. But noooo. You got me out here, draggin' your heavy ass, through the burnin' desert, with your dreadlocks (tentacles) sticking out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad…and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?! [screams and kicks the alien] I could've been at a BARBECUE! But I ain't mad.

View Quote That's right! That's right! [He is pulled back by his tangle parachute] Get off me! Get off me! [Frees himself] That's what you get! Look at you! Ship all banged up! Who's the man? Huh? Who's the man?! Wait until I get another plane! I'm lining all your friends up right beside you!

View Quote [Remembers at the last moment to grab two cigars] Almost put a hex on the whole damn thing.

View Quote I'm like a vault baby, locked down!

View Quote Because that's what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly, because otherwise you just drop like a rock, wondering the whole way down, why in the *hell* did I jump? But here I am, Sarah, falling, and the only one that makes me feel like I can fly... is you.

View Quote Begin each day like it was on purpose.

View Quote Good Job. Statement to a police officer fighting some hostage takers.

View Quote Call me an asshole, one more time. Statement made to a small boy who is calling him an asshole, and later to a hostage taker.

View Quote All you people blocking the intersection...you're all idiots. Statement to the people at the train tracks.

View Quote You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy.

View Quote King Dingaling.

View Quote I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.

View Quote [to his children] It's time that I told you the story of Aladdin, the princess and the lamp.

View Quote Couple thousand years in a Cave of Wonders ought to cool you off. [throws Jafar's lamp far away in the desert]

View Quote As you wish, Master.

View Quote Actually, I believe the term "shyster" is reserved for attorneys of the Jewish persuasion. I believe the proper term for me is "eggplant".

View Quote Conspiracy theorists of the world unite.

View Quote That's my blender.

View Quote [sees the department store dummy, Fred, outside of the store] What the hell are you doing out here, Fred? What the hell-No! NO! [grabs his assault rifle] What the hell... Fred, if you're real, you better tell me right now! Dammit Fred... IF YOU'RE REAL, YOU BETTER TELL ME RIGHT NOW! [guns the dummy down] DAMN IT, FRED!! DAMN IT!

View Quote This is Ground Zero. This is my site. I can still fix this.

View Quote [now completely alone, Neville talks to the department store mannequins] I promised my friend I would say hello to you today. Hello. Hello. Please say hello to me. [crying] Please say hello to me!

View Quote Nope. That's not the rules. No money, no honey.

View Quote [after he is brought to Amanda Waller] What is this? Cheerleading tryouts?

View Quote [looking over his weapons] Y'all jokers must be crazy!

View Quote Just 3 ounces of pressure to the vagus nerve, and then, look at your boy. Sleepy, night-night.

View Quote Guess it's time to introduce myself.

View Quote [Walter: Hey, Lance, look at me.] Look at you? I cannot look at you, Walter! I can see my butt and your face at the same time! [Walter: That is so cool!]

View Quote Don't worry about hitting the ball or where it goes, just swing the club, feel the club.

View Quote I hear you lost your swing. I guess we got to go find it.

View Quote Yeah, I always felt a man's grip on his club just like a man's grip on his world...

View Quote Open stance!

View Quote Venus and Serena gon' shake up this world.

View Quote The most strongest, the most powerful, the most dangerous creature on this whole earth is a woman who knows how to think. Ain't nothing she can't do.

View Quote Marcus Burnett: I got this!
Mike Lowrey: But you don't though!

View Quote Mike Lowrey: Windshield wiper fluid is inflammable!
Marcus Burnett: I ain't no damn scientist! [The car is on fire and crashes]

View Quote [In a candy store shootout]
Mike Lowrey: You got hit?
Marcus Burnett: No, black jelly bean! Nobody likes that shit!

View Quote [To a man with a sports car] I just have two questions for you: What do you do, and how do you do it?

View Quote Christopher: What are you doing?
Chris Gardner: Just filling out a check, paying some bills and a parking ticket.
Christopher: We don't have a car anymore.
Chris Gardner: Yeah, I know...

View Quote [On his last day in the training program, Chris Gardner is summoned by the partners]
Chris Gardner: I thought I'd wear a shirt today, um, you know, being the last day and all.
Martin Frohm: Well, thank you. Thank you. We appreciate that. But... wear one tomorrow though, okay? Because tomorrow's going to be your first day... if you'd like to work here as a broker. Would you like that, Chris?
Gardner: Yes, sir.
Frohm: Good. We couldn't be happier. So welcome. Was it as easy as it looked?
Gardner: No, sir. No, sir, it wasn't.
Frohm: Good luck, Chris.
Gardner: Thank you. Thank you. [shakes hands with Jay Twistle and the other partners, and prepares to leave]
Frohm: Oh, Chris. I almost forgot. [gives him back five dollars for an earlier cab ride] Thank you.

View Quote [introducing himself to Miss East] West... Jim West.

View Quote Nitro?! THIS IS NOT THE WAY YOU TRANSPORT NITRO!

View Quote [West arrives at Loveless' party]
Dr. Arliss Loveless: Mr. West...how nice of you to join us tonight and add COLOR to these monochromatic proceedings.
Jim West: Well, when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to STAND UP and be counted.
Loveless: Ms. East informs me that you expected to see Gen. McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in a COON'S age.
West: Well, I can see where it would be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even HALF the people you know.
Loveless: Well, perhaps the lovely Ms. East will keep you from being a SLAVE to your disappointment.
West: Well, you know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, then CUT THE LEGS out from under you the next.
Loveless: ...Quite.