James "Jim" T. West quotes from Wild Wild West (1999)

James "Jim" T. West

Nitro?! THIS IS NOT THE WAY YOU TRANSPORT NITRO!

Dr. Arliss Loveless

Mr. West...how nice of you to join us tonight and add COLOR to these monochromatic proceedings.

Jim West

Well, when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to STAND UP and be counted.

Loveless

Ms. East informs me that you expected to see Gen. McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in a COON'S age.

West

Well, I can see where it would be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even HALF the people you know.

Loveless

Well, perhaps the lovely Ms. East will keep you from being a SLAVE to your disappointment.

West

Well, you know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, then CUT THE LEGS out from under you the next.

Loveless

...Quite.