Det. Mike Lowrey

• You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy.
• King Dingaling.
• I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.
• [on Captain Howard and Captain Sinclair, having another vicious argument] They should just bone and get that shit over with.
• My shit always works sometimes!
• Now that's how you supposed to drive! From now on, that's how you drive!
• Marcus, I just have one question for ya bro. How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get the car?!