A character in Bad Boys (1995)

Julie Mott quotes from Bad Boys (1995)

Téa Leoni

Scenes with Julie Mott

6 scenes
Julie Mott
[Marcus, eating a sandwich, sits with Julie at a computer desk as they flip through the mugshots] [Half-tired]

No...no...no...

Marcus Burnett
[Notices Julie staring at his sandwich]

Want some?

Julie Mott

No, thanks. I don't eat flesh.

Marcus Burnett

Say what?

Julie Mott

That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name.

Marcus Burnett

It's just bologna. My bologna has a first name?

Julie Mott

Actually, your bologna, has about thirty names because they take odd parts from all different ones, like the leftovers: The hooves and stomach lining...

Julie Mott
[Marcus starts to feel grossed out as Julie explains]

...ears, stuff like that. They put it into this machine and grind it all up. Then out comes this sheet. That's what you're eating now.

Marcus Burnett
[Loss of appetite]

You know what? I won't eat bologna no more. How about a pickle? Can I eat the pickle?

Julie Mott

It has a lot of salt in it, but it's fine. It is a vegetable.

Marcus Burnett

A lot of salt in the pickle? Let me rinse it off.

Marcus Burnett
[Washes the pickle in the soda]

There we go. [Takes a bite out of the rinsed pickle] How's that?

Julie Mott
[To the mugshots]

Just keep going.

Marcus Burnett

I don't even taste the salt now.

Julie Mott

Can I help you?

Theresa Burnett

Yes, I'm here to kill my husband, Marcus Burnett.

Julie Mott

Uh-huh, and that'd be the tall one or the short one?

Theresa Burnett

The short one.

Julie Mott

I thought so.

Marcus Burnett
[Driving the "ice-cream truck"]

What am I smellin'?

Mike Lowrey

Just drive!

Marcus Burnett

What am I smellin'?!

Julie Mott
[Sees barrels hanging in the back of the van. Reads the label]

Ether. Extremely flammable ether. Oh, shit!

Mike Lowrey

Goddamn.

Marcus Burnett

Oh, you-you-you-you da man. Oh you're the ****in' man tonight! How'd you go and pick an ice-cream truck that's a damn bomb!

Ferguson
[as Julie reaches into her bra for a hidden handcuff key]

What you got an itch? I'd love to scratch it.

Julie Mott
[gives Ferguson the finger]

Scratch this, okay?

Ferguson

I'll scratch anything you want me to you blue-eyed bitch!

Julie Mott

Did you go to college?

Marcus Burnett
[Marcus walks in to the car shop to see Jojo, the tire man, assessing security]

Jojo~! [Jojo sees Marcus and immediately takes off, pursued by Marcus] Aw, don't make this hard, Jo!

Mike Lowrey
[Jojo runs into an alley only to be tackled from the side by Mike Lowrey]

Nice running into you, Jojo.

Marcus Burnett

Always making it hard on your self, Jojo.

Julie Mott
[Meanwhile outside, in an undercover vehicle, Julie Mott is sitting by herself with her hand cuffed to the steering wheel] [Talking to herself]

Gee, Julie, what have you been up to the last couple days? Nothing. Just hanging out, handcuffed to steering wheels...

Marcus Burnett
[Inside of the car shop...]

We're looking for someone who can step on a shit load of heroin. Do it real fast, real well. We're looking for a real pro.

Jojo

I told you already, I'm in the rubber business now.

Marcus Burnett

Jojo...we're not playing, man.

Jojo

I'm telling you, I'm straight, man. I'm straight like a board, like an arrow. I'm so straight right now, I'm sick.

Marcus Burnett

It's a lot of dope. Who could cut it real quick?

Jojo

"Cut it"? You mean, cut it up? I don't know nothing about it.

Mike Lowrey
[Muttering]

I'm so sick of this bullshit.

Mike Lowrey
[Mike grabs Jojo and shoves him under the hood of a car while brandishing a pistol on the back of his head]

What's up, Jo?

Jojo

You're pulling a gun on me? You guys are cops! I can't believe this! I should turn you in to Hard Copy! Put your ass on the TV set!

Marcus Burnett

What are you doing?

Mike Lowrey

I got this! Jojo...[**** his weapon] I got fifteen bullets in this gun.

Marcus Burnett

Mike!

Mike Lowrey

I swear, if you don't start talking to me, I'm gonna fill your lying ass full of hot shit. Now, what's up?

Marcus Burnett

Mike, he's a former ganja-smoking ****er. He ain't worth it, for ****'s sake—!

Mike Lowrey
[Draws out a second pistol, pointing to Marcus]

Do you want some? I'll bust your ass too!

Marcus Burnett

So sad. [To Jojo] You're on your own, Jojo. [Walks off]

Mike Lowrey
[Sticks his second gun behind Jojo]

What's up, Jo?

Marcus Burnett
[Walks back in]

I'm telling you like this. You splatter his ass, he's no good to us! [Walks off to a side alley] **** that. I'm not going down over this shit! I'm not going down, for you to be killing Jojo, the tire man! I don't want no brain fragments on me! That shit gets in your clothes, and it stanks! **** that!

Jojo

Okay! I'll tell you what I know.

Jojo
[Mike throws Jojo up against the wall with his gun pointed underneath Jojo's chin]

I don't know everything. I only know a little bit.

Marcus Burnett

Tell him something, Jo—!

Jojo
[Holds three fingers up]

It's three guys. They got a laboratory—

Jojo
[Mike points his second gun at Jojo's head as Jojo lowers his fingers to two]

No...no, it's two guys. One guy died in a plane crash last year. It was **** up, I mean—

Marcus Burnett

There should be more! ****, man!

Jojo
[Mike **** his second weapon as Jojo lowers his fingers to one]

It's one guy, really. It's only one guy.

Mike Lowrey

Don't **** with me—

Jojo

One main guy. This guy's an Einstein—mother**** genius college boy. Egghead mother****er. He got four eyes and glasses. He-got-a-rich-mama-and-daddy-who-live-out-in-Coconut-Grove.

Marcus Burnett

Where!? Tell him again, Jojo! I don't want you to get hurt!

Jojo

I'll tell you where he's at.

Mike Lowrey
[Marcus falls silent and listens in]

You would do that for us?

Jojo

Yeah, I want to help you guys. You stick that gun down. I got the address in the, uh...office...

Mike Lowrey
[Lowers his weapon]

Thanks a lot, Jojo. You go grab that.

Jojo

Cool.

Mike Lowrey

You can go ahead.

Jojo

Now?

Mike Lowrey

Yeah, now is good. Now is real good.

Jojo

Yeah...This is on me too. You guys pick out some whitewalls as a little gift from me to you. [Walks off]

Marcus Burnett
[Snickers at Mike]

You made me think you was gonna shoot me for a minute.

Mike Lowrey
[Holstering his weapon]

I was.

Casper

Jesus. Could you use a smaller gun? You got blood on me again.

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