You know what man? I'm so sick of this bullshit. What, I'm supposed to apologize for my family leaving me money? All I ever wanted to be was a cop. I go out there and take it to the max everyday. I'm the first guy through the door and I'm always the last one to leave the crime scene. So you know what? **** you, and **** them, and **** everybody that's got a problem with Mike Lowrey.

I love you, man.

**** you, Marcus.

I do. You're cool. You're my boy.

Shut up, shut up, Marcus. Slow-ass driver. Drivin' like a bitch. Slow-ass.

Why I gotta be all that? I'll take you and me off this ****in' cliff if you keep ****in' with me. Then it'll be, what, two bitches in the sea? Huh, is that it? Is that what you want?

Shut up, Marcus.

My wife knows I ain't no bitch. I'm a bad boy.