[to the White Carjacker holding a gun to his head]
Let me tell you how bad a day you're having: right now you're jacking a couple of cops.
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a stand-up comedian. And I suck! That's why I need your car.
Look, now I ain't no Wesley Snipes! I just hang out with stupid ass friends, that drive stupid ass cars, that attract a lot of mother ****in' attention!
You know what, I need to jump over this car and smack you in your peasy ass head that's what I need to do.
Well, you know what you're arguin' over a mother ****in' french fry.
It's not about the french fry, it's about your lack of respect for other people's property!
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!
Shut the **** up!
[to Black Carjacker]
Hold the **** on! [to Mike] You want some bad enough, come get some!
[Marcus suddenly throws coke in the Black Carjacker's face and kicks him in the crotch, while Mike punches the White Carjacker in the face] [Pointing gun at the Black Carjacker, who is on the ground]
You like that shit? Wesley Snipes, "Passenger 57"! Now gimme a mother****in' Handy Wipe!
[Pointing gun at the White Carjacker, who is on the ground]
Now let's hear one of those jokes, bitch.
