Dr. Arliss Loveless
[West arrives at Loveless' party]
Mr. West...how nice of you to join us tonight and add COLOR to these monochromatic proceedings.
Jim West
Well, when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to STAND UP and be counted.
Loveless
Ms. East informs me that you expected to see Gen. McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in a COON'S age.
West
Well, I can see where it would be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even HALF the people you know.
Loveless
Well, perhaps the lovely Ms. East will keep you from being a SLAVE to your disappointment.
West
Well, you know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, then CUT THE LEGS out from under you the next.
Loveless
...Quite.
