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Shark Tale

Shark Tale quotes

22 total quotes



View Quote Bernie: Oh, man. I told ya.
Ernie: I'm doing it.
Bernie: X, circle, X X, double left square, right trigger, down, square, square.
Ernie: Double square. Respect.
Bernie: Respect.
View Quote Blue Shrimp: Yup. It's fake.
Clam: Fake? I worked eight years on that!
View Quote Don Lino: I bring you in here, look you in the eye, tell you what's what, and what?
Sykes: What?
Don Lino: What "what"?
Sykes: "What, what" nothin'. You said "what" first.
Don Lino: I didn't say what first. I asked you what.
Sykes: No, you said "And then what?", and I said "What?"
Don Lino: [confused] No, I said "what what", like what, what?
Sykes: You said "what" first.
Don Lino: [annoyed] Now you're making fun of me?
Sykes: No, no, no, no, you misunderstood.
Frankie: Sorry we're late, Pop. Lenny had an accident. He was born.
Lenny: [sarcastic laughter] You're a comic genius.
Sykes: Look, all I'm saying is the kid ain't exactly no killer.
Don Lino: My Lenny is a killer! Ya hear me? A cold-blooded killer! Look at him!
[Lino and Sykes both notice Lenny obliviously spinning around on his chair; Frankie shakes his head.]
Sykes: Huh?
Don Lino: That's it! That is it! You are out!
Sykes: What? [inflates; high-pitched] Whaddya mean I'm "out"?
Don Lino: You're fired! [shoves Sykes; Sykes screams and lands on a picture across the room] And on top of that, you're gonna have to start payin' me!
Sykes: For what?
Don Lino: So nothing happens to that little Whale Wash of yours.
View Quote Don Lino: What do you mean you don't understand? What's there to understand. We've been over this 1,000 times. I don't want to have to say it again. You know, you're really giving me agita, you know that. I don't know what else to say this. Lenny, you see something, you kill it, you eat it. Period. Thanks. That's what sharks do. That's a fine tradition. What's the matter with you? Your brother, Frankie, here, he's a killer.
Frankie: Thanks, Pop.
Don Lino: He's beautiful. He does what he's supposed to do. Wipe your face, but you... I'm hearin' things. You gotta understand when you look weak, it makes me look weak.
Lenny: I know.
Don Lino: I can't have that.
Lenny: Pop, I'm sorry.
Don Lino: Lenny. Lenny. Look at me. Look at me. This handin' over the business is for both of us and you're acting like you don't even want it. I need to know you can handle that. [sighs] [splutters] Alright, alright. Right here in front of me now, eat this.
Lenny: [whimpers] Gee, thanks, Pop. Here's the thing. I'm on a diet. And I read an article about these shrimps, they're not good for ya. I tell you. You know how many calories are in one of those shrimps? A lot.
Shrimp: It's true. It's true and the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over because she passed away, and then the baby lost its legs, and its arms and he doesn't put a stump, but I still take care of it with my wife and it's growing and it's fairly happy, but it's difficult 'cause I've been working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table, but all the love and I see that little guy's face makes worth it in the end. True story.
Don Lino: [sighs] I'm not askin' you anymore. I'm tellin' you. Eat it!
Shrimp: No, have mercy!
Lenny: Pop, please...
Don Lino: Eat!
Shrimp: No eat!
Don Lino: Son, eat the shrimp! Please!
Lenny: No, please.
Don Lino: Lenny! Eat, eat, eat!
Lenny: Put the shrimp down! [Lenny grabs the shrimp and lets it go.] Go now. No one's looking. Get out of here. You're free now, go on. Go. Go.
Shrimp: You're a good person. [glares at Lino, then gestures to some other shrimp] Come on, fellas.
Frankie: Pop, I can handle the reef. It's not a problem.
Don Lino: No. No. We're gonna do this as a family. Frankie, I want you to take Lenny out, and show him the ropes.
Frankie: Oh, come on, Pop.
Don Lino: Son, you're gonna learn how to be a shark. Whether you like it or not.
View Quote Ernie and Bernie: [sing] Don't worryAbout a thing'Cause every little thingIs gonna be all right.
Ernie: This is how you sing it, Oscar.
Bernie: Yeah.
Ernie: Sykes, he like you, mon.
Bernie: Him say take it easy on you.
Ernie: But Sykes is not here. [laughs]
Bernie: True.
Bernie: Ernie, let me ask you a question.
Ernie: Yeah, mon? Go on.
Bernie: Why is it that me locks can sting other people, but they have no effect on me or you? [zaps Ernie, who screams] Ernie. I didn't mean it, Ernie. I didn't mean it, man. Ernie. [Ernie laughs] Ernie, you made a joke. Good one, man. Respect.
Ernie: Respect.
Bernie: Bloodfire.
View Quote Lenny: [sighs] You're right. I'm sorry. I haven't been myself since the... the, uh... Don't cry. [cries in anguish]
Oscar: No, no, it's not all that. Just relax.
Lenny: It's my fault... kinda... not really... but still. My brother...
Oscar: You just need a little time, man. Look, thi... things'll work out.
Lenny: You think?
Oscar: Yeah. So, look, I'm gonna take off... And you should just go home, Okay?
Lenny: Okay.
Oscar: Hey, good luck, dawg.
View Quote Lenny: [to the worm] Hi. I'm Lenny. [worm faints]
Lenny: Oh, little buddy, did I scare you? I'm sorry.
Lenny: Wake up. Wake up. Okay, don't worry about it, I'll get you out in a jiffy. Keep holding your breath, little wormie.
Male Voice: Yo, Lenny.
Lenny: I'm coming, Frankie.
Frankie: Move it. Come on. Pop's waiting.
Lenny: Here we go. And gotcha. Okay, buddy, you're free. Now escape. Just go. Cry freedom. [shrieks] Oh. You almost gave me a heart attack.
Frankie: Lenny, what are you doing?
Lenny: Well, I was just...picking you some flowers. [Frankie slaps the flowers out of Lenny's fins]
Lenny: Hey, Mom says it's not okay to hit.
Frankie: [slaps Lenny] Mom's not here. [hums the Jaws theme]
Lenny: Don't. Don't. [groans] That song gives me the creeps.
Frankie: Whaddya mean? It's our theme song.
View Quote Lenny: Frankie!
Frankie: Lenny... [coughs] Lenny, is that you?
Lenny: I'm here, Frankie.
Frankie: Come here.
Lenny: Yes, what is it, Frankie?
Frankie: I'm so cold.
Lenny: That's just because we're cold-blooded.
[Frankie slaps his brother]
Lenny: Ow!
Frankie: Moron. [dies]
Lenny: Frankie, no. No! [sobs] This is all my fault! I'm so sorry, Frankie! How am I going to explain this to Pop? Oh, no! [swims away and passes Oscar, who squeaks and lands in front of the now-deceased Frankie.]
View Quote Lenny: Shhh! He could be anywhere!
Oscar: Who?
Lenny: The Shark Slayer...
Oscar: [laughs] There's no Shark Slayer.
Lenny: Tchee-he-ha-ha. Yes, there is!
Oscar: Tchee-he-ha-ha. No, there is not! Trust me on this one!
Lenny: Get a hold of yourself, man! This is no time to act crazy!
Oscar: Hey, you're the one acting crazy, crazy!
View Quote Oscar: He was the #1 tongue scrubber. Every year for 25 years. To me, working at the Wash, was the coolest job in the ocean. But then I learned something I will never forget.
Male Fish Student: Oscar's dad's a tongue scrubber!
Fish Students: Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber!
View Quote Oscar: [finds Frankie dead behind him, thinks he's alive, and starts yelling crazily] Watch it! Back up! I'm crazy! I be trippin'! [makes karate moves and noises until he accidentally kicks Bernie]
Bernie: Ow! What theā€¦?
[Oscar, Ernie, and Bernie all scream simultaneously; Oscar hides behind Frankie]
Bernie: Don't hurt us! We're sorry! It was all Ernie's idea! [Ernie nods, then looks at Bernie angrily]
Ernie: Oscar?
Bernie: Did you kill that shark?
Oscar: [looks down at Frankie before having an idea] Uh, yeah. Exactly how it looks; that's how it is.
View Quote Oscar: All right, I totally betrayed you, but before we work this out I got a small thing to take care of.
Angie: Oh, yeah? What's that?
Oscar: Sharks are coming to get me!
Angie: And they should! What did you expect? You just take credit for killing a shark and then everything would be fine and dandy for the rest of your life?!
Oscar: Uh... yeah. But don't worry. Me and Lenny, we're gonna take care of this...
Lenny: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's with the "we"? I don't want any part of this!
Oscar: Hey, too late now, veggie boy. They'll be looking for you, too!
Lenny: Point taken. What's the plan?
View Quote Oscar: Hey, Crazy Joe!
Crazy Joe: Now you live in a great penthouse, can I be your financial advisor?
Oscar: That's a billboard, Crazy Joe.
Crazy Joe: You live in a billboard? And they call me crazy!
View Quote Oscar: STOP! I AM NOT A REAL SHARKSLAYER! [The crowd stops cheering and stares in disbelief.] I lied.
Lino: [shocked] What?
Crazy Joe: [tearfully] And I'm not a real financial adviser!
Oscar: [awkwardly] Okay... [to Lino] It was an anchor that killed Frankie. I didn't have anything to do with it, and neither did Lenny.
Lino: [to Lenny] If that's true, why did you run away?
Lenny: Because you always wanted me to be like Frankie. I'll never be the shark you want me to be.
Oscar: [to Lino] What is your problem?! So your son likes kelp, so his best friend is a fish, so he likes to dress like a dolphin! So what?! Everybody loves him, just the way he is. Why can't you? Don't make the same mistake that I did. I didn't know what I had... until I lost it.
[Unnoticed by him, Angie looks moved in the background]
Lino: [close to tears] Will you get me outta this, so I can hug my kid, and tell him I'm sorry?
[Oscar frees Lino and Lenny from the Whale Wash machines]
Lino: Come here, you. [hugs Lenny] I love you, son. No matter what you eat, or how you dress.
View Quote Sykes: All right. 'Cause I like you, I'm gonna give you 24 hours to pay up.
Oscar: All of it? How am I supposed to do that?
Sykes: That's your problem. Bring me 5,000 clams to the track tomorrow, or else.
Oscar: Or else what?
Sykes: The boys will explain.