A character in Suicide Squad (2016)

Digger / Captain Boomerang quotes from Suicide Squad (2016)

Jai Courtney

6th most-quoted character in Suicide Squad (2016): in 5 of its 55 quotes
Most scenes with: Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn (2)

A line from Digger / Captain Boomerang

Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside, You're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.

Scenes with Digger / Captain Boomerang

4 scenes

Then we got the Aussie, Digger Harkness, or as the tabloids call him Captain Boomerang

Robber
[Captain Boomerang's stats are shown including his charges in 54 counts of first degree assault, first degree burglary and his fetishes for pink unicorns. A scene reveals Boomerang and a robber stealing diamonds from the bank.]

We're going to be rich.

Captain Boomerang

Yeah, you and me mate. Go and get the car.

[As the robber heads to the car, Captain Boomerang takes out his steel boomerang and throws it at his partner-in-crime and knocking him out. He takes the bag for himself.] [narration]

He robbed every bank in Australia at least once. Then, he came to America for a fresh target set. Doesn't work well with others.

The Flash
[As Captain Boomerang is trying to flee from the bank a flash of blue lightning appears and he comes face-to-face with The Flash]

No honor amongst thieves, eh?

[He quickly takes out Captain Boomerang and has him arrested]

But he tangoed with a metahuman and lived to talk about it.

Captain Boomerang
[is let out of a sack]

Hey, one minute I'm playing Mahjong with me nana, then this red streak hits me outta nowhere.

Shut up! You were caught robbing a diamond exchange.

Captain Boomerang

I was not!

Why do you eat people?

Gives me their power.

Would you like to eat me?

Hell, no.

Aw, why not?

I don't want your crazy.

Says the guy who lives in a sewer.

At least I know it's a sewer.

Oh, I get it! Because, like, this is a sewer, too. Only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess—Mommy didn't take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist! [Croc growls]

El Diablo

Why?

Because I'm bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in.

Captain Boomerang

Just leave it, mate. She's a rabbit hole, don't fall in.

And here's one now. Japanese, female, mid-20s, 5'5", good health, athletic, and... an only child, with deep-seated father issues. Daddy wanted a son, so she has to hide behind a mask.

Katana
[removes mask, shakingly]

I am not... hiding.

Yeah, that was gangster.

[to Diablo, after assuming he killed his own children by accident]

Own that shit. Own it! What'd you think was gonna happen, huh?

Hey, Harley. Come on.

What, you were just... thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!

Captain Boomerang

Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside, You're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.

We all are. We all are! [looks at Killer Croc] Except for him. He's ugly on the outside, too.

Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.

[flirting]

Yeah, you are.

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