Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn
[while on a joyride with the Joker, to Batman]
Stupid Bats, you're ruining date night!
A line from Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn
[to Griggs]
I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.
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Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn
Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. The voices. [chuckles] I'm kidding! Jeez! That's not what they really said.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn
[to Flag]
I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn
[to Katana]
Harley Quinn, nice to meet ya. Love your perfume. What is that, the stench of death?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn
[walking away from the helicopter crash]
What a ride!
Scenes with Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn
15 scenes
Griggs
You know the rules, hotness. You gotta keep off these bars.
Harley Quinn
What? These bars?
Griggs
Yeah, those bars. [Harley licks the bars] Oh, my God. You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!
Harley Quinn
Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me!
Griggs
You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.
Harley Quinn
I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.
The Joker
Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
I got you a kitty.
The Joker
So thoughtful.
Amanda Waller
[narration]
She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.
The Joker
There is something you could do for me, Doctor.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
Anything. I mean, yeah.
The Joker
I need a machine gun.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
A machine gun?
Amanda Waller
[narration]
Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.
The Joker
[walking in]
What do we have here?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
[strapped to table]
I did everything you said. I helped you!
The Joker
Uh, you helped me?!? By erasing my mind?!? [hitting the table above her head] What few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr. Quinzel?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?
The Joker
[hold electrode wands]
What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna hurt ya... really, really bad.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
You think so? Well, I can take it.
The Joker
[putting the leather strap in her mouth]
I wouldn't want you to break those perfect, porcelain cap teeth when the juice hits your brain.
The Joker
I love this guy. He's so intense!
Monster T
You're a lucky man. You got a bad bitch.
The Joker
Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins! The itch in my crotch! The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn! [whistles for Harley] Oh, come to Daddy.
Harley Quinn
Puddin'!
The Joker
Oh, yeah. Listen, You are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka!
Rick Flag
You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me. and guess what? You die.
Harley Quinn
I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.
Rick Flag
Lady, shut up!
[Harley pouts]
Rick Flag
[Harley smashes a shop window]
Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Harley Quinn
[takes a purse]
We're bad guys. It's what we do.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
[Harleen stops the Joker from driving away.]
You're not leaving me! You're not leaving me!
The Joker
You, you, you little pain in the ass.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
I have done everything you said! Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you, just accept it!
The Joker
Got it, got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
Just let me in. I promise. Let me in. I promise I won't hurt you.
The Joker
Promise? Promise? [laughs]
The Joker
[Dr. Quinzel is pointing a gun at the Joker's head] [sarcastically]
Don't hurt me. I'll be your friend. [seriously] Do it. Do, do, do, do, do it.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
My heart scares you and a gun doesn't?
The Joker
Do it! [snatches gun away and laughs] If you weren't so crazy, I'd think you're insane. Go... away.
Harley Quinn
Why do you eat people?
Killer Croc
Gives me their power.
Harley Quinn
Would you like to eat me?
Killer Croc
Hell, no.
Harley Quinn
Aw, why not?
Killer Croc
I don't want your crazy.
Harley Quinn
Says the guy who lives in a sewer.
Killer Croc
At least I know it's a sewer.
Harley Quinn
Oh, I get it! Because, like, this is a sewer, too. Only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess—Mommy didn't take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist! [Croc growls]
El Diablo
Why?
Harley Quinn
Because I'm bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in.
Captain Boomerang
Just leave it, mate. She's a rabbit hole, don't fall in.
Harley Quinn
And here's one now. Japanese, female, mid-20s, 5'5", good health, athletic, and... an only child, with deep-seated father issues. Daddy wanted a son, so she has to hide behind a mask.
Katana
[removes mask, shakingly]
I am not... hiding.
Harley Quinn
Yeah, that was gangster.
The Joker
Question! Would you die for me?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
Yes.
The Joker
That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me? Hmm?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
Yes.
The Joker
Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly! Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. You want this?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
I do.
The Joker
Say it. Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
...Please?
The Joker
God, you're so... good.
Harley Quinn
You ever been in love?
Deadshot
Nah, never.
Harley Quinn
Bullshit.
Deadshot
You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten, if you feel shit like love.
Harley Quinn
Another textbook sociopath.
Harley Quinn
You got all dressed up for me?
The Joker
Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.
Harley Quinn
[to Diablo, after assuming he killed his own children by accident]
Own that shit. Own it! What'd you think was gonna happen, huh?
Deadshot
Hey, Harley. Come on.
Harley Quinn
What, you were just... thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!
Captain Boomerang
Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside, You're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.
Harley Quinn
We all are. We all are! [looks at Killer Croc] Except for him. He's ugly on the outside, too.
Killer Croc
Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.
Harley Quinn
[flirting]
Yeah, you are.
Deadshot
[Flag starts to leave, but Deadshot stops him.] [About the letters written to him by Zoe that Flag kept from him]
You had these the whole time? You had letters from my daughter the whole time? I'm gonna get you there– and you're gonna end this. I'm gonna carry your ass if I have to. 'Cause this shit is gonna be like a chapter in the Bible. Everybody's gonna know what we did. And my daughter is gonna know that her daddy– is not a piece of shit.
Harley Quinn
[Deadshot leaves. Killer Croc stands up.]
I'll come.
Harley Quinn
[Flag leaves.]
What? You got something better to do? Come on. [Takes her bat] Pussies. [Leaves]
Harley Quinn
[after the SWAT officer reveals himself to be the Joker]
Puddin'!
The Joker
[embraces her]
Let's go home.
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