The Joker
[trailer only]
I can't wait to show you my toys!
Played by Jared Leto 
Suicide Squad (2016) · 55 quotes
Suicide Squad (2016) · 55 quotes
Are you sweet talking me?
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4 quotes The Joker
The Joker
[to Harley]
I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.
The Joker
[intensely to Harley after rescuing her and bringing her onto the helicopter, from the unreleased Ayer Cut]
The shit that I do for you! [Harley Quinn: [smile drops, confused] Puddin'?] We're gonna talk.
The Joker
[footage from the unreleased Ayer Cut]
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Scenes with The Joker
9 scenes The Joker
Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
I got you a kitty.
The Joker
So thoughtful.
Amanda Waller
[narration]
She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.
The Joker
There is something you could do for me, Doctor.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
Anything. I mean, yeah.
The Joker
I need a machine gun.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
A machine gun?
Amanda Waller
[narration]
Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.
The Joker
[walking in]
What do we have here?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
[strapped to table]
I did everything you said. I helped you!
The Joker
Uh, you helped me?!? By erasing my mind?!? [hitting the table above her head] What few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr. Quinzel?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?
The Joker
[hold electrode wands]
What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna hurt ya... really, really bad.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
You think so? Well, I can take it.
The Joker
[putting the leather strap in her mouth]
I wouldn't want you to break those perfect, porcelain cap teeth when the juice hits your brain.
The Joker
I love this guy. He's so intense!
Monster T
You're a lucky man. You got a bad bitch.
The Joker
Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins! The itch in my crotch! The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn! [whistles for Harley] Oh, come to Daddy.
Harley Quinn
Puddin'!
The Joker
Oh, yeah. Listen, You are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka!
The Joker
[about Harley]
Where is she?
Frost
It's complex. This is not just her. Everybody's disappearing. There's this new law, where if you're a bad enough bad guy, they stamp "terrorist" on your jacket. They send you to this swamp in Louisiana. A black site. That's where she is. So what do we do?
The Joker
Bring the car around. We're going for a drive.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
[Harleen stops the Joker from driving away.]
You're not leaving me! You're not leaving me!
The Joker
You, you, you little pain in the ass.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
I have done everything you said! Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you, just accept it!
The Joker
Got it, got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
Just let me in. I promise. Let me in. I promise I won't hurt you.
The Joker
Promise? Promise? [laughs]
The Joker
[Dr. Quinzel is pointing a gun at the Joker's head] [sarcastically]
Don't hurt me. I'll be your friend. [seriously] Do it. Do, do, do, do, do it.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
My heart scares you and a gun doesn't?
The Joker
Do it! [snatches gun away and laughs] If you weren't so crazy, I'd think you're insane. Go... away.
The Joker
Question! Would you die for me?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
Yes.
The Joker
That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me? Hmm?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
Yes.
The Joker
Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly! Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. You want this?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
I do.
The Joker
Say it. Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
Dr. Harleen Quinzel
...Please?
The Joker
God, you're so... good.
Harley Quinn
You got all dressed up for me?
The Joker
Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.
Harley Quinn
[after the SWAT officer reveals himself to be the Joker]
Puddin'!
The Joker
[embraces her]
Let's go home.
