Most scenes together: The Joker & Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn (8), Floyd Lawton / Deadshot & Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn (3), Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn & Rick Flag (2)
Question! Would you die for me?
Yes.
That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me? Hmm?
Yes.
Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly! Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. You want this?
I do.
Say it. Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
...Please?
God, you're so... good.
This is crown jewels here, Mr. Wayne. And you do understand my legal exposure if anyone knew what I procured for you.
Listen, I can keep a secret, okay? What do you want?
People are asking questions about Midway City. The kind of people who can get the answers and if they can get those answers, my head will be on a pike.
Consider yourself under my protection. If you deliver.
Just like to make friends.
There's the difference between us. You believe in friendship, I believe in leverage.
Good night.
You look tired. You should stop working nights.
Don't hurt me. I'll be your friend. [seriously] Do it. Do, do, do, do, do it.
My heart scares you and a gun doesn't?
Do it! [snatches gun away and laughs] If you weren't so crazy, I'd think you're insane. Go... away.
You had these the whole time? You had letters from my daughter the whole time? I'm gonna get you there– and you're gonna end this. I'm gonna carry your ass if I have to. 'Cause this shit is gonna be like a chapter in the Bible. Everybody's gonna know what we did. And my daughter is gonna know that her daddy– is not a piece of shit.
What? You got something better to do? Come on. [Takes her bat] Pussies. [Leaves]
You're not leaving me! You're not leaving me!
You, you, you little pain in the ass.
I have done everything you said! Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you, just accept it!
Got it, got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.
Just let me in. I promise. Let me in. I promise I won't hurt you.
Promise? Promise? [laughs]
Brother, I have freed you.
Where are we?
The same World only much later.
What happened?
The humans turned against us.
But they worshiped us. We were gods to them.
Now they worship machines, so I will build a machine that will destroy them all. Build your strength, feed on them, and wait for me to return.
They became the King and Queen of Gotham City. And God help anyone who disrespected the Queen.
You had these the whole time? You had letters from my daughter the whole time? I'm gonna get you there. And you're gonna end this. I'm gonna carry your ass if I have to. 'Cause this shit is gonna be like a chapter in the Bible. Everybody's gonna know what we did. And my daughter is gonna know that her daddy is not a piece of shit.
He [Joker] took something away from me, now I'll take something from him.
The shit that I do for you! [Harley Quinn: [smile drops, confused] Puddin'?] We're gonna talk.
And then there's the Aussie—Digger Harkness. Or as the tabloids call him, Captain Boomerang. He robbed every bank in Australia at least once. Then he came to America for a fresh target set. Doesn't work well with others. But he tangled with a metahuman and lived to tell about it.
