ALL A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

Pete: Bros before hoes.
Pete: Junk before Trunk.
Teddy: Balls before dolls.
Pete: Padres before I sleep with two Madres.
Teddy: Brad Pitt before Grab Glit.
Pete: These nuts before skinny sluts.
Teddy: Masturbate before ask her to date.
Pete: Beef stew before watching The View.
Teddy: Male erection before One Direction.
Pete: Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie.
Teddy: Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy.
Pete: Man purses before regular purses.
Teddy: Sports before genital warts.
Pete: John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin.


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