Ned Gold [about the transformation]
It's freaking me out.
It's freaking me out! I'm pubescent!!!
Played by Thomas Lennon 
17 Again (2009) · 15 quotes
17 Again (2009) · 15 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in 17 Again (2009): in 6 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Mike O' Donnell (6)
Scenes with Ned Gold
6 scenes Ned Gold Ned Gold We have to go shopping, your shirt is bedazzled.
Bedazzled with rhinestones!
Ned Gold [after watching Mike eat]
So what did you learn in school today?
That I'm a bad dad.
Ned Gold I thought everything was going great.
It was going fantastic for me. Then I found out that my son spent the last year as the school punching bag. Then I saw my daughter get a tongue lash from the school psychotic jackass.
Ned Gold [looks at Mike's clothes]
What are you wearing?
This is cool. This is hip. There's a picture of Kevin Federline wearing the exact same thing. What are you wearing? You're supposed to show up like a dad, you look like Clay Aiken!
Ned Gold Leave him out of this.
[When Ned finds young Mike in his house, and thinking it is an intruder, they end up fighting with light sabers]
It's me, Mike O'Donnell, your best friend. You have an undescended testicle.
Ned Gold Googlable.
You helped me cheat on a math test, but I got caught.
Ned Gold Public records.
You asked Princess Leia to Junior Prom.
Ned Gold Covered by the local news.
Ned Gold What are you eating?
I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry...[squirts Cheez-Whiz into his mouth] all the time.
