Mike O' Donnell
[When Ned finds young Mike in his house, and thinking it is an intruder, they end up fighting with light sabers]
It's me, Mike O'Donnell, your best friend. You have an undescended testicle.
Ned Gold
Googlable.
Mike O' Donnell
You helped me cheat on a math test, but I got caught.
Ned Gold
Public records.
Mike O' Donnell
You asked Princess Leia to Junior Prom.
Ned Gold
Covered by the local news.

