Ronnie Greenbaum quotes from Baywatch (2017)
Played by Jon Bass
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Summer Quinn: [about CJ Parker] Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?
Ronnie Greenbaum: You see it too?
Summer Quinn: And she always looks wet, but not too wet.
Ronnie Greenbaum: Right? She's the reason I believe in God.
Ronnie Greenbaum: You see it too?
Summer Quinn: And she always looks wet, but not too wet.
Ronnie Greenbaum: Right? She's the reason I believe in God.
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Matt Brody: So, Dave had access to Leeds' server.
Ronnie Greenbaum: Her server? You mean her network.
Matt Brody: Yeah, her network, that's what I meant. Okay, so we just take a flash drive, and we plug it in, you know, get in to her cloud, and then steal all her cookies, right, and then we're straight through the firewall.
Ronnie Greenbaum: Okay, literally none of what you said made any sense.
Matt Brody: Straight over the firewall.
Ronnie Greenbaum: It's not, like, a physical thing you do.
Ronnie Greenbaum: Her server? You mean her network.
Matt Brody: Yeah, her network, that's what I meant. Okay, so we just take a flash drive, and we plug it in, you know, get in to her cloud, and then steal all her cookies, right, and then we're straight through the firewall.
Ronnie Greenbaum: Okay, literally none of what you said made any sense.
Matt Brody: Straight over the firewall.
Ronnie Greenbaum: It's not, like, a physical thing you do.
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Ronnie Greenbaum: She's like some sort of modern-day J. Edgar Hoover.
Matt Brody: The vacuum guy.
Ronnie Greenbaum: No.
Matt Brody: The vacuum guy.
Ronnie Greenbaum: No.
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Matt Brody: Will it work? Maybe. Will there be some surprises along the way? Abso-****-lutely. Is anyone gonna die? I don't know. Maybe Ronnie.
Ronnie Greenbaum: Sorry, what?
Ronnie Greenbaum: Sorry, what?
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Ronnie Greenbaum: I've never seen any interface like this! I don't know what to **** do!
CJ Parker: Hey, look at me! You are the tech guy. You are the mother**** tech guy.
[she kisses him]
Ronnie Greenbaum: I'm the mother**** tech guy.
CJ Parker: Hey, look at me! You are the tech guy. You are the mother**** tech guy.
[she kisses him]
Ronnie Greenbaum: I'm the mother**** tech guy.
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[final scene]
Mitch Buchannon: Uh, guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.
CJ Parker: Whoo!
[everyone applauds]
Mitch Buchannon: Congratulations!
CJ Parker: Yeah, guys.
Mitch Buchannon: Hey, guys, one more important thing. I want to introduce you to our new captain who has been running our Hawaii division very successfully for years now: the amazing Captain Casey Jean.
[Casey Jean appears in slow motion. Matt and Ronnie are stunned]
Ronnie Greenbaum: Is it just me, or is she in...
Stephanie Holden: Super slow motion?
Summer Quinn: Yeah.
CJ Parker: [dryly] Wow. This is gonna take a while.
Mitch Buchannon: [winks] That's how we roll.
Mitch Buchannon: Uh, guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.
CJ Parker: Whoo!
[everyone applauds]
Mitch Buchannon: Congratulations!
CJ Parker: Yeah, guys.
Mitch Buchannon: Hey, guys, one more important thing. I want to introduce you to our new captain who has been running our Hawaii division very successfully for years now: the amazing Captain Casey Jean.
[Casey Jean appears in slow motion. Matt and Ronnie are stunned]
Ronnie Greenbaum: Is it just me, or is she in...
Stephanie Holden: Super slow motion?
Summer Quinn: Yeah.
CJ Parker: [dryly] Wow. This is gonna take a while.
Mitch Buchannon: [winks] That's how we roll.
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