Hey, I'm Matt Brody!
And not a single **** was given...
Baywatch (2017) · 19 quotes
Hey, I'm Matt Brody!
And not a single **** was given...
Hey. I'm more motivated than ever. So you're going to make me guess your name? Are you following me?
I was actually just going to ask you the same thing. Okay. Look, you're hot. I may resist for a while, but we both know eventually I'll give in. So why don't we just skip that. Why don't you put a baby in me? Now.
You know, honestly... I was thinking dinner first. But we could try the baby thing, if you want.
You are trying. Way too hard.
Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?
You see it too?
And she always looks wet, but not too wet.
Right? She's the reason I believe in God.
Did you just, uh look at my boobs?
Ah, that was not my intention...I didn't, uh, stare directly at them. [looks down at her]
You're looking at them right now.
No I didn't. [looks down again] Now I did. 'Cause you're talking about them.
Testing... Oh, failed. Oh my god. We're gonna be in swimsuits a lot, so...
Yeah.
If it's going to be a problem for you...
There's not a problem at all, for me.
Yeah.
Cool.
Alright. You just looked at them again. [walks off]
No, I didn't...I was...I didn't...I mean, when you point them out like that... It's a compliment, if you think about it, sort of.
Uh, guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.
Whoo!
Congratulations!
Yeah, guys.
Hey, guys, one more important thing. I want to introduce you to our new captain who has been running our Hawaii division very successfully for years now: the amazing Captain Casey Jean.
Is it just me, or is she in...
Super slow motion?
Yeah.
Wow. This is gonna take a while.
That's how we roll.