Dastardly
Farewell, fools!
Sayanora, suckers!
Fred
Dastardly?!
Dastardly
We're rich!
Rasm-Frasm. Money bath! Heh-heh-heh-heh!
Fred
Velma, what do you get?
Velma
I built a sequencing program to cross-match the biographical data that Dastardly stole from the canine registry against Scooby-Doo.
Fred
Good thing I’m the tank because I could not do any of that.
Daphne
Any leads?
Velma
All the dogs, and Scooby, seem to be related.
Daphne
Jeepers.
Velma
If I take Dastardly's work and follow the trail... [She scrolls from a pic of Scooby through a long line of descendants until she finds an ancient drawing of...] Whoa! Scooby-Doo is the last descendant of Peritas?!
Daphne
Who’s Peritas?
Velma
He was Alexander the Great's dog.
Daphne
Okay, so, Scooby is related to some ancient dog.
Fred
So, what does that mean?
Velma
I have no idea.
Daphne
Guys! This is the most important mystery ever.
Fred
Yeah. This isn’t about some guy in a rubber mask.
Daphne
It’s about one of us.
Velma
Fred, how much longer to Dastardly Demolition?
Fred
I know a shortcut. [drives down a road on the right.]
Not again.
Dee Dee
Dastardly will be back. Please tell me you got some leads?
Scooby
Dastardly said I was the key.
Dee Dee
The key to what?
Brian
Ah-ha! I knew this guy was special!
Dynomutt
Why? Because the bad guy said so?
Brian
Exactly. [to Shaggy] What did Dastardly say about you?
Well, I believe his exact words were, "I don't care about you. You're not remotely important." And, "It's the dog I need."
Brian
Harsh.
Then he shot me through the wall.
Brian
Really harsh. But, on the bright side, your friend here is super important. Now let's get that dog a hero suit!
Huh?
Dynomutt
Shouldn’t we be focusing on finding that third skull before Dastardly?
Dee Dee
Or why Scooby is so important? It could be a clue to...
Brian
Details. Alright, first things first. Come on, Scooby-Doo!
Scooby
Cool! [walks off with Brian]
Uh... Right behind you, Scoob. [He, Dee Dee and Dynomutt followed]
Dastardly
Drat, drat, and double drat! [Dick’s watch rings. He answers.] What is it?
Dastardly
Scooby-Doo’s friends. How perfect! Send me their location immediately!
[The red bot was transferring Mystery Inc’s location.]
Dastardly
At long last! My treasure! [laughs excitedly as he pushes a gold statue and a chest out of his way, then looks heartbroken when he sadly spots Muttley's body lying down] Oh, no! I'm too late. [crouches down] I've been searching for years, my friend, and I didn't make it in time. [hugs his motionless dog, who smacks his lips and wakes up] I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. There are so many things we never got to do together. [sobs as Muttley snickers; confused] Huh? [looks at him while holding him by his armpits] You're alive?
Dastardly
You're alive! You cantankerous canine! How could you do that to me?! [pounds Muttley's head]
Rasm-Frasm. [bites Dastardly's leg]
Dastardly
Stop! I'm not joking! Stop! [shakes Muttley off of his leg. As they growl at each other while attempting to attack, he cringes] Oh! I… [happily] …can't stay mad! You're alive! [lifts Muttley while laughing and swings him around in circles]
Well, uh, the robots attacked these weird kids, a talking dog and a gangly dude that had this habit of using the word "like" at the start of every sentence. Almost as if he was some middle-aged man's idea of how a teenage hippie talks.
Daphne
Oh, that's Scoob and Shaggy all right.
Fred
So, what happened?
I don’t know. They seemed pretty bummed out. I guess their friends dumped them in a cold-hearted way or something. And then this blue light came down from the sky and beamed them up.
Fred
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Shaggy and Scooby were taken?
Yeah… I have to assume that if they were with their friends, they wouldn’t have been kidnapped.
Daphne
I can't... I can't breathe.
Whoever those friends are must be carrying a ton of guilt on their shoulders right about now.
Velma
Okay, can you skip the emotional punishment and describe the robots, please?
Yeah, sure. They look like what’s in this box. [gets out a box with the broken robot inside.]
Whoa!
Velma
Guys, this thing is increíble. [inside; while examining the robot] It’s fully autonomous and capable of modifying its external appearance. I’d like to shake the hand of whoever created this. [Fred and Daphne stare at her in shock.] And then, you know, throw that hand in prison for trying to kill our friends. Right? Am I right?
Daphne
Ew.. Is that a hair?
Velma
Maybe this can lead us to our culprit.
Fred
What are you doing? You're touching it with bare fingers.
Velma
Grow up, Fred. [as she puts it in a machine] Do you know how many stray hairs the average human eats every day without knowing it?
Fred
If it's more than zero, I don't wanna know. [shudders]
Velma
It's more. Much, much more. [As she puts the hair in the machine, it scans the hair strand until binary code in a receipt comes out.] Huh. Trace amounts of mustache oil, twelve-year-old scotch...
Daphne
Ugh… is the bad guy my dad?
Velma
There are also some microscopic soil particles. Composition is a mix of arsenic, selenium, and… Coppertone SPF 50.
Fred
Anything over 30 is a waste.
Velma
I’ll see if the combination of these elements matches the geographical location. [types in the computer] And… bingo! [She finds the location in a junkyard called Dastardly Demolition.] Dastardly Demolition. County records. Last known owner is… [Dastardly’s pic and info appear] Dick Dastardly.
Fred
What would a creep like that want with Scooby and Shaggy?
Velma
Hmm… let’s see what the police department database has to say. [finds the info] Ooh! Quite a rep sheet. It looks like he’s wanted for the theft of archeological artifacts from a dig in Peru. [She clicks on a video of Dastardly stealing a first skull of Cerberus.]
Tatty bye! [evilly laughs]
Velma
That looks like a giant dog skull.
Daphne
Weird.
Velma
It gets weirder. He also stole the genealogical records of a dozen dogs from the Global Kennel Club. And apparently, he’s been stealing Netflix by using his mother’s account.
Daphne
That is not fair for the rest of us to have to pay for Netflix!
Fred
You have to pay for Netflix?!
Velma
This will not stand. Let’s go get that Dastardly dude.
Dee Dee
I’m picking up the skull signature.
Dynomutt
Locking on. [Shaggy comes in as Scooby chats with Brian.]
Brian
These suits are incredible, right?
Scooby
Yeah!
Brian
Accentuates the good stuff, hides the flaws…
Scooby
I love it! [Shaggy sighs]
Dee Dee
I wanna see cheeks to seats, people. Straps activated. [Scooby and Brian got to their seats with some straps.]
But my cheeks still need a seat! [As he tries to get to his seat...]
Dee Dee
Here we go!!!
Dee Dee
Shaggy, what are you doing?
Brian
Not so close.
Dee Dee
We're about to get closer.
Dynomutt
Dee Dee, I advise we...
Dee Dee
Punch it!
Dee Dee
Wow. The heat from the geothermal vents is creating a completely unique ecosystem.
Dynomutt
Which appears to be Mesozoic.
Dynomutt
Just land the ship, Dee Dee!
OK, Falcon Force, good luck! Bring back that skull! Scooby and I will stay on the ship. You know, where it's safe and secure.
Brian
Dude, I'm pretty sure Scooby is gonna be safest with us. We're literally superheroes.
No, you don't get it. We're chickens and we always stick together, so we're staying here. [sees Scooby about to leave the ship] Scoob?
Brian
Scoob's clearly important to whatever Dastardly's got planned. We need him.
Scooby
Yeah. I'm the key.
The key? You're not the key. You're my best friend. At least I thought you were until you whipped off your collar.
Scooby
My collar? You gave me the nod!
But I didn't think you'd really do it!
Scooby
Just come with us.
"Us"?! You're an "us" now?! Well, what happened to us-us?!
Scooby
Raggy.
You need to choose. Now, I'm staying on the ship. Are you staying with me, or going with them?
Scooby
That's not fair!
Choose! [Scooby scowls at him and leaves off with the Falcon Force to find the skull] I never thought I'd say this, but Simon Cowell was right! "You can't count on friendship!" [Scooby feels saddened at the statement as he walks off]
Daphne
Hurry, Fred! Shaggy and Scooby are in trouble and your shortcut to Dastardly Demolition is taking forever!
Velma
Technically, this route is 73 meters longer than the highway.
Fred
Meters, Velma? I don’t even know what that means. What are we, in Europe? [He steers the van around some passing cars.]
Velma
You know, for the record, it’s a quantitatively superior measurement system. Get with the program, Fred.
Fred
Oh, you mean like your program? [imitates Velma] I’m Velma! Beep boop bop. The world is ones and zeroes.
Velma
Maybe if you spend more time reading books, then…
Daphne
Guys! Stop. Why are we fighting?
We didn’t eat lunch!
Fred
Oh, we’re just hangry.
Velma
Ever since Shag and Scoob disappeared, there’s been no one to feed us ridiculous sandwiches for breakfast.
Daphne
I miss them.
Fred
Oh, me too. Those little butter spreads on top of the best.
Daphne
No, the guys. Not the sandwiches.
Velma
I miss them, too.
Ready?
Ready!
Okay, Shaggy, take the picture.
Hurry up and take it. This hurts my face.
Shaggy, you have it on video.
Oops! Sorry.
Velma
Jinkies! Scooby and Shaggy are with Blue Falcon?
Fred
Of course! Blue light, beamed up. That’s the Falcon Fury!
Velma
How do you know so much about superheroes and so little about the metric system?
Fred
Because I am an American man.
Daphne
Oh, I’m so happy they’re okay!
Velma
Oh, no.
Jaffe
Pull over.
Fred
Oh, boy.
Fred
Okay, guys, let me do the talking. I've seen cops like six times. So I know exactly what to say. Good evening, Officer... [As he looked at the officer, it was actually a female officer.]
Daphne
Fred, say something!
Fred
Hi.
Jaffe
Do you kids have any idea how fast you were going? [The racing car speeds passes]
Fred
Was it, uh, too fast?
Daphne
Funny story, Officer. We were rushing to capture this evil villain who we thought was trying to kill our friends.
Jaffe
Uh-huh. Step out of the vehicle. All of you.
Velma
You've gotta believe us, Officer. This guy is really dangerous.
Jaffe
Ooh, dangerous. Sounds like he's a... handsome guy.
Daphne
Oh, no, no. Bulbous nose. Huge chin.
Jaffe
Yeah, but in a cool way, like Gérard Depardieu.
Daphne
No, in a super gross way.
Velma
Like a rat and a mound of hair had a baby.
Jaffe
How dare you! [rips herself off, revealing Dastardly]
Dick Dastardly?!
Fred
I’ve so many… mixed feelings.
Velma
How did you find us?
Dastardly
Oh, let’s just say I had… [opens the front door of the Mystery Machine] ...inside information.
Dastardly
You have the right to remain silent. [The robots chased after Fred, Daphne and Velma.] And everything you said about my face! [They pin Fred, Daphne and Velma down on the ground.] Will be used against you in a court of claw! [The giant claw from the Mean Machine above comes down and grabs the Mystery Machine going up and the robots takes Fred, Daphne and Velma up to the airship.]
Dee Dee
The primary engine is destroyed. The thrusters are intact, but they're way too small to launch the ship.
Brian
So, we're stuck here? [Dee Dee nods as he glares at Shaggy and walks towards him with his finger pointing at him] Well, maybe if your little buddy didn't lead the bad guy right to us.
Fred
Leave Shaggy alone! [shoves Brian away from Shaggy, with Dee Dee, Dynomutt and Daphne shocked]
Velma
Yeah, what kind of hero "blames" other people for his problems?
Dynomutt
Meet Brian.
Brian
Hey, you shut your dog face!
Dynomutt
You shut your face-face! [Shaggy looked at Fred]
Fred
Because of you, Scooby-Doo has a first-class ticket [points his finger towards Brian] to the dogpocalypse!
Brian
Don't you point your finger at me!
Fred
Well, don't double-point your finger at me!
Brian
Maybe, I'll triple-finger point at you!
Fred
Then, obviously I'm gonna quadruple-finger point at you!
Brian
Ha! That's just a wave, dipstick! [He and Fred start to fight Velma and Daphne shocked]
Daphne
Hey, Get off of him!
Dee Dee
He's the one that started it!
Velma
Toxic masculinity!
Stop! [pushing Brian and Fred] STOP IT, ALL OF YOU! [Everyone stops the fight] It's my fault. I'm to blame. I let my own jealousy break me and Scooby up. [Dynomutt, Brian, Dee Dee, Fred, Velma and Daphne looks worried] I was afraid that with his new suit and his new team, things were gonna change. [Dynomutt, Brian, Dee Dee, Fred, Velma and Daphne hangs their heads, he sighs, then cheers up] And they did change. [Dynomutt, Brian, Dee Dee, Fred, Velma and Daphne knows what does Shaggy meaning they did change] But, like, that's… that's OK. People can grow. But it doesn't mean that we're growing apart. [stands on a rock] Because the one thing that will never change is that Scooby-Doo is my best friend. 10 years ago, a little boy made a promise to a stray puppy that he'd never leave him. No matter what. And I'm gonna keep that promise. Now, it's time we stop this mustachioed menace from opening the gates to the underpass…
Dee Dee
Underworld.
…and letting loose the fearsome sippy-cup.
Dynomutt
Cerberus.
So what do you say we get out of Middle-earth…
Brian
Copyright infringement.
…and go get my always-snacking, never-lacking, often-napping dog back? Who's with me?
Daphne, Velma, Fred, Dee Dee, Brian and Dynomutt
We are!
Let's do this!
Huh?
I'll never leave you. No matter what.
Fred
Hey!
Fred?
Fred
Shaggy?
Fred!
Fred
Shaggy! [hugs him]
How'd you get here? And where are Daphne and Velma?
Fred
Dastardly kidnapped us, and was holding us captive on his super awesome airship. Jeez, that thing is cool! Never mind. Where's Scooby-Doo? Has he been taken?
No, he's with his new "hero" friends. We're on a break, and you've missed a lot.
Fred
Shaggy, Scooby-Doo is in grave danger, and Dastardly is on his way here right now, and he won't stop until he gets him.
Dastardly? Then we can't let that happen.
Fred
Exactly! Now, take me to Scooby-Doo. [motions to the Mystery Machine]
Captain Caveman
As it turns out, I wasn't even a velociraptor's father. Any who, there it is, the slaghoople. [reveals the last Cerberus skull to them in the arena]
Scooby
Brian, we found the last skull!
Brian
Mission accomplished! Now, if you would give us a hand carrying out, we'll take it back to our jet.
Captain Caveman
Uh-uh-uh. The only way to take the slaghoople is to defeat the protector in battle, and that's me.
Scooby
You?
Brian
Scooby, this is it. It's my hero moment. I could totally pound the crap out of this little guy.
Scooby
Doesn't sound heroic.
Brian
Hey, you're on. But I think you're gonna need a few friends.
Captain Caveman
Oh, I've got friends, and they do like a good show.
Captain Caveman
All right now, let's get our fight on!
Brian
Come at me, little man!
Captain Caveman
Little?! Did you just call me little?!
Scooby
No, he said big.
Brian
I did call you little, pipsqueak.
Scooby
He said big squeak.
Captain Caveman
You can call me... [Activates his club, which opens to reveal a sledgehammered dinosaur, then jumps into the air] Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!
Captain Caveman
I know I'm small. It's a pituitary thing. [hits Brian, sending him flying to a wall] Are you not entertained?!
Dynomutt
Brian! Come on.
Brian
Dynomutt is right. [Falls off the wall, which a piece of it falls on him] I'm not my dad.
Ra ra, ra ra ra!
Brian
Scooby, help!
Scooby
What do I do?!
Brian
Use the suit thingies!
Captain Caveman
Who's your captain?
Captain Caveman!
Captain Caveman
Wow, you're doing great. [Scooby launches a claw at him, but he grabs the string] I almost hate to do this to you. [He pulls the string and spins him] Spin it to win it!
Scooby
I want my Raggy!
Dee Dee
You make a break for the skull, I'll pick up Brian and Scooby.
Dynomutt
On it.
Dee Dee
Leave him alone! [activates her stick and fights Captain Caveman]
Captain Caveman
I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs, over-easy!
Dynomutt
Uh...
Look out!
Captain Caveman
Dang, those are some dope wheels! [Dynomutt fires his missiles at him, sending him to a wall, leaving his impact silhouette on it] Whatever wheels are!
Scooby!
Scooby
Raggy? How'd you get here?
No, let me go first. Scoob-
Dynomutt
Where did that anachronistic van come from?
Fred brought it, but that's not important.
Dee Dee
How'd he get the van to a prehistoric world hidden miles beneath the North Pole? [Fred gets out of the Mystery Machine]
I don't know. Why don't you ask Fred because…
Brian
Who's Fred?
…right now, I need to tell Scoob—
Fred
Not me! [kicks Shaggy to the ground with his foot, snares Scooby with a catch pole, and rips himself off, revealing Dastardly]
Shaggy, Brian, Dynomutt and Dee Dee
Dick Dastardly?!
Dastardly
That's right, and your "foolish" friend led me straight to you! [The Mean Machine arrives above the arena]
Oh, no!
Dastardly
If you will excuse me, I have a treasure to collect.
Scooby
RAGGY!!!!
SCOOBY!!!!
Dastardly
Oh, and I almost forgot to take out the rubbish.
Brian
Whoa, nice catch! [Fred lands in his arms] 'Sup?
Dastardly
Ta-ta! See you all in Athens. Oh, no you won't! Because the only way out is with a jet.
Brian
Well, good thing we have one!
Dastardly
Oh, do you now? [evilly laughs as he gets on the Mean Machine with the skull and Scooby and the airship flies away]
Brian
There's something about the way he said, "do you?" [Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, Dynomutt, Dee Dee and Velma looks at him] and then laughed that makes me think he did something to our ship.
Brian
I hate it when I'm right.
Dynomutt
We're lucky it doesn't happen often.
Young Scooby-Doo
Rike!
What?! You little mutt! Come back here!
Scooby
Oh!
Bring back my gyros!
Hey, watch it!
Scooby
Excuse me. Pardon me. Whoa!
Hey!
Scooby
Sorry!
Bone-headed pooch!
Scooby
Ruh-roh!
Dispatch! I've got a stray dog on a tube of compressed meat. [Scooby hops over the cop and rolls off while he gives chase on his bike.] I repeat, we’ve a grand theft gyro in progress! Hey! Slow down!
Huh?
Scooby
Yikes.
Hey!
Zoinks! Like, slow down, dude. [He puts on his earbuds and gets out his cellphone. He activates a Backstreet Boys song, Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely, only to realize it was a mistake. He then switches to Three Dog Night’s One is the Loneliest Number. That didn’t do good either. Then, to Mr. Lonely by Bobby Vinton. None of the songs were helping the boy. So, he switches to a motivational podcast hosted by Ira Glass. As the young boy walks...]
Hello, I’m Ira Glass. Welcome to another episode of my new podcast. Friends. Who needs ‘em? You do. This week’s challenge: put yourself out there. When the hand of friendship is offered to you, take it. You can do it. Now go. Make some friends.
Scooby
Excuse me! Coming through!
Scooby
Phew. [Just then, the same boy Shaggy walks in and stops at the sand mounds.] Huh?
Make friends. Check. [Soon, he makes a picnic with the sand mounds, now fitted with seashells for eyes and sand mouths. He grabs himself a sandwich as he starts to make conversation with the pretend friends.] Nice to meet you, Shelly and Sandy. How was your day? Oh, you want me to start? [Scooby started to listen through.] How polite, Sandy. Well, I told my mom I was meeting my friends at the beach, so if she asks, this technically counts as a playdate. But it’s all good. I like eating lunch by myself. [becomes sad] And hanging out by myself. And playing ping pong by myself. I lose a lot of balls.
[Shaggy looks sad. Scooby looks worried. He knows what it’s like to be alone. With a determined expression, he decides to get out of his hiding place. The puppy shows his face to the boy behind the sand mound. Shaggy looks up and notices in shock. They yelped at each other then blinked and stared. Shaggy sees that he’s staring at him. He then pushes his sandwich toward the puppy. He walks to him.] I got to warn you. It’s got gummi worms, tater tots, and ketchup leather. [Scooby was confused.] I know! No liverwurst. It’s not like me to forget the protein. [Scooby gets an idea. He walks away...] Yeah, I get it. Nobody likes my sandwiches. [...and returns with the gyro.] Whoa!
Mm. Is that peppercorn?
Scooby
Sand.
There you are! [They yelp and Scooby leaps into the boy’s arms. The officer had found Scooby at last.] This mangy stray's done enough damage for today. He's coming with me.
He's not a stray.
Is he your dog?
He is, like, totally mine. [to Scooby] If you wanna be.
Scooby
I'd like that very much.
Okay, then. What's his name?
Scooby
I don't have one.
His name's... [As he tries to think up a name, he looks down on a box of Scooby Snacks and gets an idea.] Snacks.
What?
Scooby
Snacks?
Uh, I mean... Scooby!
Middle name?
Dooby?
Last name.
Doo.
All right. If the dog has a middle name, there's no punishment for damages or theft. I don't like it, but them's the laws. Well, have a good day, sir. Mr. Dooby-Doo. [gets on his bike and pedals off. The two laugh.]
I'm Norville, but everyone calls me Shaggy.
Scooby
Raggy.
No, it's Shaggy.
Scooby
That's what I said. Raggy.
We'll work on it.
[The two fist-bump.]
Scooby
You guys are alive!
Scooby-Doo!
Daphne
Scooby!
Fred
Ya-hoo!
Daphne
Oh, thank goodness. The gang is finally back together.
Buddy, I never meant to…
Scooby
I know. Me neither.
Brian
Hustle, you two, we haven't got all day!
Scooby
Second thoughts?
Honestly, buddy, I'm on my 4th or 5th thoughts.
Oh, man. This amusement park isn't very amusing. [Scooby whimpers]
Brian
According to Anonymous, the second skull should be right here.
Brian
Hey, did Dastardly get the anonymous tip, too?
Dastardly
You dim-witted do-gooders, I've already retrieved the second skull from the Gobi Desert!
Dee Dee
Gobi Desert. Hmm. Where have I heard that before? Oh, right, me! [Flies into the amusement park]
Dynomutt
Okay, Brian, we've had our differences, but this is the moment where we stand together, and—
Brian
RUN!
Dynomutt
Classic Brian. [running from the Rottens] Dee Dee, you cover Shaggy and Scooby, and I'll run interference.
Dastardly
Stop right there, you filthy animal, and your dog, too!
This way!
Ha ha! Weak link, my butt.
Woah, dude! What do you want with us?
Dastardly
I don't care about you. You're not remotely important. It's the dog I need. [fires his laser at Shaggy, which sends him flying]
Aaaaaaaaaah!
Scooby
RAGGY!
Dastardly
Stay! Sit! Heel! [Scooby escapes] Did nobody train this thing?!
Brian
Oh, hey. Look, I know it looks like I'm hiding, but this is actually a superior vantage point.
Dastardly
Scooby-Dooby-Doo! Where are you? [Scooby gasps] Come on now. Don't be scared. I love dogs. I had a dog myself once. He was an ill-tempered brute with a ghastly underbite, who stunk and caused me endless headaches. He's lost now.
Scooby
Is he chipped?
Dastardly
Forget about him. It's all about you. You, my friend, are special. You see, within you lies a key.
Scooby
But, I don't have your key. No pockets.
Dastardly
No, you are the key. [chuckles] Join me, Scooby-Doo, and I will show you how to harness your destiny, and become the most important dog in the world.
Scooby
No thanks, Dastardly.
Dastardly
Oh, please. My friends call me... [reveals himself] Dick.
Scooby
R'OK, Rick.
Dastardly
No, I'm not Rick. I'm Dick with a D.
Scooby
Rick with a D.
Dastardly
Da-Da-Da-Dick.
Scooby
Ra-ra-ra-Rick.
Dastardly
Dick, Dick, *DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!* [Hears the sounds of a door closing and realizes that Scooby escaped using the exit door] Drat.
Brian, do something!
Brian
Like what?!
Like drop some F-bombs!
Brian
Hey man, whoa, let's keep it PG!
No! Falcon bombs!
Brian
You know, my utility belt has so many pouches.
There right there!
Brian
Oh! [pulls out his falcon bomb] 12,000,000,000,000 volts, brother. You wanna throw it?
Do I ever! [grabs the falcon bomb and lights it] Bombs away!
Dastardly
Here boy! Where are you?
Scooby
Ahhh!
Dastardly
You're mine, Scooby-Doo!
Dynomutt
Sit! [Dastardly lands behind another bumper car] Good boy. You can start screaming... [activates his boosters] ...now.
Dastardly
Follow that dog!
Dynomutt
Brian!
Scooby
Raggy!
I hate the loops! [they went over the loop, which sends them falling off the roller coaster car and into Scooby's bumper car]
Dastardly
Give me that dog!
Scooby
Raggy!
Scooby!
Brian
Everybody say, "#FoxyFalcon!"
Scooby, Shaggy and Dynomutt
#FoxyFalcon!
Dastardly
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! [lands on the ground, leaving his impact silhouette on it]
Man, looks like we just spared the world!
Scooby
Bowling puns!
This is so us!
OK, so how do we lock that puppy up? [Velma, Daphne and Fred look at each other, then at Scooby and Shaggy, worriedly] What?
Velma
One of you has to hold the gates shut here…
Daphne
…while one of you locks them from… inside the Underworld.
What? No! There has to be another way. Right, Velma?
Velma
Alexander the Great built these gates to be locked only by him… and his dog, Peritas. As the last descendant of Peritas, Scooby has to do it.
Daphne
But the prophecy says he needs his best friend to help him.
Fred
That's you, Shaggy.
Scooby
There's no other way. I'm the key. I'll go.
No.
It says one of us had to be on the inside, but it doesn't say which one.
Scooby
No!
Buddy, back when we were kids, you saved me. Now it's my turn. [then places his hand on the lock's handprint side, activating the gate in which Shaggy then disappears]
Scooby
No! Don't! Raggy, wait! No!
Scooby
Raggy.
Scoob, you're the best friend I could ever ask for. [sighs] And you always will be.
[As the gate completely locks, Scooby whimpers as he watches the lock's reflection of Shaggy dissipate, turning into a glowing green lock of the pawprint; Scooby then saddenly places his paw on the pawprint, which makes the entire gate as well as the entire ancient temple to vanish back into the temple's present state; Scooby then whimpers and then starts sobbing, howling and mourning the loss of his friend. The gang comes over to him and gives him a comforting hug as themselves and the Falcon Force grieved about Shaggy as well.]
Scooby
Raggy... [Daphne, Velma and Scooby sobbing]
Velma
Are we missing something? "A pair whose friendship forever grows." [wipes her eyes] Does it mean something else?
Daphne
I think it means that Scoob and Shaggy's friendship will live on... whether they're together or not. [hugs Scooby]
Velma
But...why would Alexander make a gate that would separate him from his best friend forever?
Fred
He must have built a way out.
Daphne
Uh, guys?
Velma
It's Alexander the Great. Look at this inscription. It's a message from him. "Our bond will never break or bend..."
Dynomutt
"...so, my friend, it's time to return home."
Velma
Maybe Scooby should give it a try.
Scooby
Raggy, you promised you'd never leave. Come home.
Scooby
Raggy?
Zoinks! I guess friendship really did save the day.
Scooby
Raggy! [laughs in joy]
Scooby-Doo!
Daphne
I love you guys!
Daphne
You gave us quite a scare, Shaggy.
Well, it takes more than a 3-headed monster to keep me away from my best bud.
Velma
Tank, empath, brain. I finally figured out what you guys are. You're the heart of Mystery, Inc.
Dynomutt
Sorry. Metal tongue. Shoulda thought that through.
Dastardly
Put me down, you traitorous tin cans!
Rasm-Frasm. Stupid robots!
Brian
Time to pay for your crimes, Dick Dastardly. [towards him]
Or is it? [pulls off a mask revealing…]
Simon Cowell?! [Muttley growls angrily at him]
Daphne
Wow, that is a solid impersonation. [Fred looks at her]
Simon Cowell
Thank you. I also played Rum Tum Tugger in my secondary school's production of Cats. [Muttley sniffs]
Velma
This makes no sense. [Scooby, Shaggy, Dusty, Daphne, Fred, Brian, Dee Dee and Dynomutt looks at her she walks towards him beside Muttley] How could he have time to judge the world's greatest talent shows and build a giant airship? [she pulls off another mask to reveal he is really… the real Dick Dastardly!]
Dick Dastardly?! [Velma nod and walked back]
Dastardly
Drat! No one ever goes for the double unmasking. [Muttley snickers as Dastardly frowns at him]
Brian
You are coming with us.
Dastardly
I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you "MISMATCHED" MEDDLING MISCREANTS!
Fred
Congratulations, you two. You just saved the world.
Daphne
How do you feel?
Hungry.
[The gang laugh]
I never thought I'd say this, but Simon Cowell was right! "You can't count on friendship!"
Fred Jones
Because of you, Scooby-Doo has a first-class ticket to the dogpocalypse!