I have been HUMILIATED! No! I must become a man that children fear and adults respect, or we shall all... end up... in the street!
George, not so loud.
Aunt Millicent George, the neighbors will hear.
Let them hear! Let the whole world know! [about Nana] This is not a nurse! This... is a :dog! [to Wendy] Tomorrow, you will begin your instruction with Aunt Millicent. It's time for you to grow up!
Was it you, Tink?
Tinker Bell Hallelujah! Hallelujah! [transforms into an evil fairy]
Then I am your friend no more. [tosses her aside]
Oh, how sweet. [Peter looks disgusted] What? Are mermaids not sweet?
They'll sweetly drown you if you get too close.
Look, why, it's snowing! Goodness, we'll catch our death!
Aunt Millicent Better death than gossip!
Pirate Beg for yer lives!
Sir! My brother and I are English gentlemen. English gentlemen do not [beg!]
Please! Please don't kill me!
Once upon a time there was a boy named Peter Pan, who decided not to grow up.
Skip the prologue
So he flew away to Neverland where the pirates are.
Noodler Was one of them pirates called [Noodler]?
Yes.
Noodler Capt'n, did you hear? I am in a story!
Yes but he was rather lonely.
Lonely? He needed a Wendy.
Pirate I need a Wendy. [Hooks shoots him]
Oh, very exciting! Two dead already!
Why a Wendy?
He liked my stories.
What stories?
Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty.
Love stories?
Adventures! In which good triumphs over evil!
They all end in a kiss.
gasps
A kiss. He does feel! He feels about you. [cuts her free from the mast]She told him stories. He taught her to fly. How?
You just think happy thoughts. They lift you into the air.
Alas, I have no happy thoughts.
That brings you down!
Fairy dust! You need fairy dust!
Michael!
What of Pan? Would unhappy thoughts bring him down?
He has no unhappy thoughts.
Aunt Millicent Is your name Slightly?
Yes.
Aunt Millicent Then I am your mother.
How do you know?
Aunt Millicent I feel it in my bones.
If I were you, I would give up.
If you were me, I would be ugly!
