Most scenes together: Leonardo & Mikey (3), Leonardo & Donnie (3), Raphael & Mikey (3)
Well...it appears as though finding these creatures will be easier than I thought. Capturing them on the other hand, might prove difficult.
There is one option.
Yes, I know. [cut to elsewhere in New York where an imposing silhouette overlooks the city] Bring me...the Shredder.
GO!
Enough talk! I dream about fighting every night!
It's not a problem! [trips and accidentally throws one of his sai, which ends up in Donnie's leg. Donnie screams]
OH MY GOD! Oh my-I'm gonna be sick...
Leo, what happened?! Is Donnie bleeding?
It's still in my leg!
It was an accident!
Mikey, WATCH OUT!
Uh-oh!
Lob it up. Lob it up! [Mikey then throws a watermelon upwards, which Raph cuts with one of Leo's katanas]
That was sick!
Let's try that again, but with ninja stars!
I'm kinda nervous, guys!
You're fine, chill! [to himself] He's gonna die.
Why did we pick a fruit shaped exactly like my head?
Your head looks like Stewie had a baby with "Hey Arnold!".
Stop talking, you're ruining my concentration!
My earliest memory was my dad telling me he was lonely. He just wanted a family, man. [Baxter Stockman shows a baby Superfly his siblings in ooze canisters] That's why he created us. [the TCRI security team barges in] That's when the place he worked for sent the ops to take him out. [Baby Superfly takes the canisters containing his siblings to an abandoned shipyard] I ran away with my little siblings and took care of them.
He did a great job!
Sure did.
We're very well adjusted!
And we thought, "Yeah, these humans killed our dad, but maybe, just maybe, they not all bad." So one night, we hit the town. [The mutants walk toward a food vendor, who screams and slams his door shut. Cut to the mutants running through an alley] It didn't go well. There was even one dude who wouldn't stop chasing us. He wanted to kill us!
Oh my God! That-That's what happened to us!
That's when our dad made us live in the sewer for our entire lives!
Well, not me. That sounds like a punk choice. Y'know what I did? I beat that fool down. Touched that chin. Molly-Whopped him! [he slams his claw on the table] Whop! Whop! To an inch of his life! [he crushes a ketchup bottle] BOP! [The ketchup splatters on the Turtles and Scumbug] That's when I decided to kill all the humans, and let the mutants rule the Earth.
That's bad! That's very bad... for me.
Boys, where have you been? I've been freaking out!
Wait a second... you said you would go shopping, then come right back. Where were you?
Look, we're really sorry, Splinter. Some of the guys wanted to see a movie, and I tried to talk them out of it.
LEO!!
WHAT?! You watch a movie with the HUMANS?! [he shudders]
You ratted us out!
Hey! Don't use that word that way.
Oh man, they're gonna be so scared when they see that they're about to roll up on a bunch of mutants!
[Then, a warthog mutant, Bebop, steps out of the monster truck, holding a boombox. He turns it on, and "Wake up in the Sky" by Bruno Mars, Kodak Black, and Gucci Mane starts playing. A rhino mutant, Rocksteady, then steps off of the motorcycle. The two mutants vibe to the song] April O'Neil: Oh my god, I'm gonna win a Daytime Emmy.
Yo. C'mon team. Let's get the goods. [He leaps onto the van and breaks the windshield. The Turtles scream.] Yo! [The Turtles scream again] What? [The Turtles scream again] Ya'll some little tortoises, huh? Look at you! Damn! Ya'll adorable, man. Bad Bernie, got some turtles on the payroll.
We're not with Bernie, we're here to find you.
I can't believe that there are more mutants! Like us!
This is wild! Like, this is crazy! Wait, let me guess, 15 years ago, right, some sludge was dumped in a sewer, and y'all came from that.
Well, we prefer the term ooze, but yeah.
Its like more-- It's just nicer sounding
It rolls off the tongue better, yeah. [the Turtles then repeat the word "ooze"]
It's nice, right? It's ooze.
Damn! Ooze. I like that. I like ooze. So, look, that same ooze made me, okay? My dad, Baxter Stockman, he's the one who dumped the ooze down the drain, baby. So, technically, we cousins.
Well look at ya now, ya got a bunch. I'm so sorry, I didn't introduce my peeps. [points to Bebop and Rocksteady] This is Bebop and Rocksteady.
Hey, what'cha lookin' at, punks?
Yeah bro, what'cha lookin' at?
Hi! Wing-wave!
Ray Fillet... [holds note]
Stop singing, fool! Say your name right.
Uh...Ray Fillet.
Ah, g'day fellas!
Don't patronize me.
We still working on the name. [to Ghengis Frog] Yo, your name is whack, man! [points to a mutant cockroach] This is ScumBug. She only speaks vermin.
Wassup, bros? [he hugs the Turtles]
This one seems nice. I like his vibe!
I like your vibe!
I like your vibe!
I like your vibe!
I like your vibe!
Digging your vibe!
I like your vi-ibe!
Mondo, quit hugging everybody!
Oh, hell yeah! Look at me. Look at me! I ain't just Superfly, I'm Super Duper Fly! [chuckles] That's Missy Elliot Super Duper Fly!
1 day, and 15 years ago, everything changed. We was covered in this ooze someone dumped in the sewers. Whatever this ooze was, it transformed us. It was weird, but we became a family.
You want to roll with us? Humans are never going to like us. So I decided to kill all the humans and let the mutants rule the earth.
Surprise! Why you sockin' yourself?! Why you sockin' yourself?!
Ray Fillet, shut your mouth! If I wanted to listen to something sad, I'd go listen to some damn John Legend or something, man!
