A character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)

Raphael quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)

Brady Noon

3rd most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023): in 9 of its 47 quotes
Most scenes with: Mikey (3), Donnie (3), Leonardo (2)

A line from Raphael

Well, nothing we can do. You guys wanna grab a pizza?

More lines from Raphael

5 quotes
Raphael

Enough talk! I dream about fighting every night!

Raphael

Let's try that again, but with ninja stars!

Raphael

Just stop talking! You're ruining my concentration.

Raphael

If you're in high school you can totally hijack a parade.

Scenes with Raphael

3 scenes
Leo

GO!

Raph

Enough talk! I dream about fighting every night!

Donnie
[concerned]

You have a rage problem, Raph.

Raph

It's not a problem! [trips and accidentally throws one of his sai, which ends up in Donnie's leg. Donnie screams]

Leo

OH MY GOD! Oh my-I'm gonna be sick...

Mikey

Leo, what happened?! Is Donnie bleeding?

Donnie

It's still in my leg!

Raph

It was an accident!

Leo

Mikey, WATCH OUT!

Mikey

Uh-oh!

Raph
[the turtles are on a rooftop]

Lob it up. Lob it up! [Mikey then throws a watermelon upwards, which Raph cuts with one of Leo's katanas]

Mikey

That was sick!

Raph

Let's try that again, but with ninja stars!

Mikey
[cut to Mikey holding a watermelon with his crudley drawn face on it]

I'm kinda nervous, guys!

Donnie

You're fine, chill! [to himself] He's gonna die.

Mikey

Why did we pick a fruit shaped exactly like my head?

Donnie

Your head looks like Stewie had a baby with "Hey Arnold!".

Raph

Stop talking, you're ruining my concentration!

Raph
[The Turtles are waiting for Superfly to arrive, when a low-riding car, a monster truck, and a motorcycle pull in]

Oh man, they're gonna be so scared when they see that they're about to roll up on a bunch of mutants!
[Then, a warthog mutant, Bebop, steps out of the monster truck, holding a boombox. He turns it on, and "Wake up in the Sky" by Bruno Mars, Kodak Black, and Gucci Mane starts playing. A rhino mutant, Rocksteady, then steps off of the motorcycle. The two mutants vibe to the song] April O'Neil: Oh my god, I'm gonna win a Daytime Emmy.

[The Turtles then panic in the van while another mutant, a bipedal housefly with a pincer for his right hand steps out, also vibing to the song. The turtles then realize that, as more mutants step out of the other vehicles, this is Superfly.]

Yo. C'mon team. Let's get the goods. [He leaps onto the van and breaks the windshield. The Turtles scream.] Yo! [The Turtles scream again] What? [The Turtles scream again] Ya'll some little tortoises, huh? Look at you! Damn! Ya'll adorable, man. Bad Bernie, got some turtles on the payroll.

Leo
[stammers]

We're not with Bernie, we're here to find you.

Donnie

I can't believe that there are more mutants! Like us!

This is wild! Like, this is crazy! Wait, let me guess, 15 years ago, right, some sludge was dumped in a sewer, and y'all came from that.

Raph

Well, we prefer the term ooze, but yeah.

Leo

Its like more-- It's just nicer sounding

Raph

It rolls off the tongue better, yeah. [the Turtles then repeat the word "ooze"]

Leo

It's nice, right? It's ooze.

Damn! Ooze. I like that. I like ooze. So, look, that same ooze made me, okay? My dad, Baxter Stockman, he's the one who dumped the ooze down the drain, baby. So, technically, we cousins.

Mikey
[The turtles are excited over their new cousins]

I've always wanted a cousin!

Well look at ya now, ya got a bunch. I'm so sorry, I didn't introduce my peeps. [points to Bebop and Rocksteady] This is Bebop and Rocksteady.

Bebop

Hey, what'cha lookin' at, punks?

Rocksteady

Yeah bro, what'cha lookin' at?

[points to a mutant bat]

Right here we got Wingnut.

Wingnut

Hi! Wing-wave!

[points to mutant manta-ray]

This is Ray Fillet.

Ray Fillet
[singing]

Ray Fillet... [holds note]

Stop singing, fool! Say your name right.

Ray Fillet

Uh...Ray Fillet.

[points to mutant crocodile]

Leatherhead.

Leatherhead
[in Australian accent]

Ah, g'day fellas!

[points to a small mutant bullfrog]

That's Ghenghis Frog.

Ghenghis Frog
[the Turtles make baby sounds at how small Ghenghis Frog is] [in a shockingly adult voice]

Don't patronize me.

We still working on the name. [to Ghengis Frog] Yo, your name is whack, man! [points to a mutant cockroach] This is ScumBug. She only speaks vermin.

ScumBug
[blabbers]
[the Turtles recoil in disgust]

Lastly, [points to a mutant gecko] this is Mondo Gecko.

Mondo Gecko

Wassup, bros? [he hugs the Turtles]

Mikey

This one seems nice. I like his vibe!

Mondo

I like your vibe!

Mikey

I like your vibe!

Mondo

I like your vibe!

Mikey

I like your vibe!

Mondo

Digging your vibe!

I like your vi-ibe!

Mondo, quit hugging everybody!

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